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Fix that sign contest.

2009-10-23T11:41:00.003+08:00

STOMP is calling for everyone to FIX THAT SIGN.

Just take any photos of street or public signs in Singapore that show the wrong usage of English.

Send your photos, your suggestions on how to FIX THAT SIGN and the sign's location to stomp@stomp.com.sg

Please include your full name and phone number.

STOMP will shortlist 10 best entries for public voting.

The top 3 entries with the most votes will win:
1st prize: Lenovo IdeaPad S10-2
2nd prize: Nokia E63 mobile phone
3rd prize: Canon IXUS 95 IS

The closing date for submissions is Oct 27. Public voting will start from Nov 1.

This contest is made possible by the Speak Good English Movement, a nationwide movement to encourage Singaporeans to speak grammatically correct English that is universally understood.

Below are a few of the wrong sign that found in Singapore.

可愛的剪紙人

2009-09-17T01:51:00.004+08:00

By June :)

爆笑詐騙電話‏

2009-09-10T10:41:00.002+08:00

爆笑詐騙電話....一定要看喔(哈哈哈...)

一定要講得比歹徒還毒的話讓他無法接招

Situation 1
昨天接到一個不認識的電話，不像本土口音，上來就直呼我的名字！
A:「王總！」
B:「你是誰呀？」
A:「你的老朋友啊」
B:「誰呀？」
A:「台東的老朋友啦，連我的聲音你都聽不出來了？」
B:「你是？」
A:「哎呀，王總你貴人多忘事啊」
B:我是真的被問住了，想不起來這個聲音，又寒暄了半天，對方就是不說自己的名字，最後我不耐煩了，「你不說就算了」我就把電話掛了。後來想想有點不對勁，可能是騙子，如果我把對方的聲音認做某個老朋友，對方就會想辦法講故事騙錢了。我就按照剛才顯示的號碼把電話撥回去了。我說：「你是台東的張XX吧」
A:「對呀對呀對呀，看看，我說你貴人多忘事，連我的聲音都聽不出來了。」
B:「對不起啊，XX，我還以為誰和我開玩笑吶」
A:「王總啊，我準備去台北出差，順便請你吃飯……」
B: 我問：「XX，你母親的癌症怎麼樣了」
A: 對方呆了一下：「喔……還是老樣子」
B:「唉，得了這病也沒辦法。你爸車禍的案子結了嗎？」
A:「喔……差不多了」
B:「行啊，人都走了，賠不賠的也別太在意了~」
A:「嗯...」
B:我又問：「強姦你老婆的流氓逮到了沒啊？」
A:「逮到了，逮到了」
B:我又問「你兒子沒屁眼的手術做了沒啊？」
A:對方沈默了10秒種，沒說出話來，把電話掛了...

Situation 2
多讀書啦....

有個孩子叫志昶（唸場），媽媽突然接到手機，對方哭得很悽慘
A:「媽，我是志"永"啊，我被打了，快救我啊……」
B: 媽媽很鎮定地回答：「不要怕，那個字唸"場" ，乖喔……」
A:詐騙歹徒：「……」（立刻掛電話）
據說這是真人真事，報紙上刊過.

Situation 3
A: 手機響了：「ＸＸＸ先生，根據資料顯示，三分鐘前，你剛剛在燦坤用ＸＸ現金卡刷了一筆兩萬六千元的款項，請問有這回事嗎？」
B:「有啊！那是我刷的。」
A:「啊……您剛剛在燦坤用ＸＸ現金卡刷了一筆兩萬六千元的款項……」
B:「是啊，那是我刷的」
A:「這……你……真的刷的嗎？」
B:「對。」
A:「那你……你可不可以和我對一下帳戶和密碼？」
B:「好。」
（一陣死寂）
A:「先生，請您和我對一下帳戶和密碼。」
B:「幹！你不唸我怎樣核對啊？」
A:「你……請你唸一下帳戶和……」（火速掛掉）

Situation 4
網路真人真事
「嗚哇嗚嗚嗚.. (小孩哭聲)」
A:歹徒：「你家的小孩在我手上，快匯二十萬到...」
B「我就是我家的小孩 =_= 」
剛變聲小六生的無奈

Situation 5
A: 我 : 你好, 我剛剛收到簡訊說我在新光三越消費
B: 歹徒 : 給我你的刷卡編號
A: 我 : (簡訊裡有) 66723
B: 歹徒 : 小姐請問貴姓
A: 我 : 林
B: 歹徒 : 全名是
A: 我 : 志氣的志，玲瓏的玲(忍住笑，好想笑喔)
B: 歹徒 : ..........(遲疑)> 林...志玲小姐，剛剛有人在台中新光三越> 將您的花旗信用卡開卡後，盜刷16800元喔
A: 我 : 是嗎，錯了吧
B: 歹徒 : 錯了?! 你趕快到提款機去更改密碼，否則會被盜領帳戶喔
A: 我 : 不是不是，卡是我刷的，我刷了16萬喔，不是1萬6
B: 歹徒 : .........你剛剛在新光三越
A: 我 : 我現在還在新光三越
B: 歹徒 : 可是警察說你被盜刷喔
A: 我 : 好吧，被你抓到了，我是林志玲的妹妹，我盜刷了我姐的卡，我準備要去自首>
B: 歹徒 : .........嗯 (押住電話，小聲跟旁人說，過來一下，她> 盜刷別人的卡ㄟ)
C: 另一歹徒 :小姐，你的行為是犯法的，不過我們可以幫你脫罪
A: 我 : 感謝，怎麼脫罪
B: 歹徒 : 林小姐，方便告訴我你全名嗎，我幫你查查資料，或許還沒入帳
A: 我 : 雙木林，姥姥的姥，牡丹花的牡，我是林姥牡(台语"你老母"）啦~
B: 歹徒 : ...(掛電話)

Eggs Eggs

2009-09-02T10:46:00.004+08:00

AH BENG JOKE

2009-03-09T16:41:00.000+08:00

AH BENG the Crazy Singaporean.

Why did Ah Beng go to a movie with his 18 friends?

Because below 18 not allowed Lah!

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Ah Beng wants to buy a TV set. He goes to a shop.

Ah Beng : "Do you have color TV?"

Salesgirl : "Yes!"

Ah Beng : "Give me a green one, please"

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Ah Beng is filling up an application form for a job.

He supplied the information for the columns on Name, Age,

Address etc.

Then he comes to column on "Salary Expected", but he is not sure of the
question. After much thought, he writes "Yes"

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Ah Beng goes to a store and sees a shiny object.

Ah Beng : "What is that shiny object?"

Salesgirl : "That is a thermos flask."

Ah Beng : "What does it do?"

Salesgirl : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"

Ah Beng : "I'll buy it"

The next day, Ah Beng goes to work with his thermo flask

Boss : "What is that shiny object ?"

Ah Beng : "It's a thermos flask."

Boss : "What does it do?"

Ah Beng : "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold"

Boss : "What do you have in it !?"

Ah Beng : "Two cups of coffee and one cup of ice cream"

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After taking photocopies of documents, Ah Beng always compares

it with the original for spelling mistakes.

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Ah Beng always smiles during lightning storms because he thinks

his picture is being taken.

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Why can't Ah Beng dial 911?

Because he can't find the number 11 (eleven) on the phone.

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Ah Beng had just bought a new computer and was using it.

When he encountered some problems. He decide to use the 'Help'

Command after some tries.

Soon after, he became very irritated and called the computer

Retailer for support.

Ah Beng: "I press the 'F1' key for help lah, but it's been

over half an hour and still nobody come and help me Lah?!"

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Ah Beng with two red ears went to his doctor.

The doctor asked him what had happened to his ears and he

answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone ring, lah - but

instead of picking up the phone, I accidentally picked up the iron

and stuck it to my ear, lah" "Oh dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.

"But... what happened to the other ear?"

Ah Beng answered: "That stupid dumbo called back, lah!!!!"

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Ah Beng talk to a long-distance telephone operator.

Ah Beng: "COULD YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE TIME DIFFERENCE BETWEEN

Taipei AND LAS VEGAS?"

Operator: "JUST A MINUTE..."

Ah Beng: "THANK YOU lah" AND PUTS DOWN THE PHONE.

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After completing a jigsaw puzzle he'd been working on for

quite some time, Ah Beng proudly shows off the finished puzzle to

a friend.

"It took me ONLY 5 MONTHS TO DO IT", Ah Beng brags.

"FIVE MONTHS? THAT'S TOO LONG", the friend exclaims.

"YOU ARE A FOOL." Ah Beng replies, "SEE THIS BOX, IT IS WRITTEN

FOR 4-7 YRS".

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At a bar in New York, the man to Ah Beng's left tells the

bartender," JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE"

and his companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE".

The bartender approaches Ah Beng and asks, "AND YOU, SIR?"

Ah Beng replies : "Tan Ah Beng, MARRIED lah"

Post By Elaine

小丁当的大结局。。感人。。小时候的梦想。。

2009-02-27T10:39:00.005+08:00

小丁当的大结局。。感人。。小时候的梦想。。快来回味回味吧。。

*補充一下*
結局有好幾種版本這版是比較能讓大家接受的結局

另外一種結局是大雄是個植物人有天他突然醒來原來哆拉A夢只是他沉睡時的幻想
大家都陪了大雄做了好長的夢

第3種是哆拉A夢回未來去了

大家喜歡哪種咧??

Post By Elaine

Daily decisions made by couples‏

2009-02-26T09:04:00.003+08:00

Daily decisions made by couples‏

Post By Elaine

喜欢，与爱的差别....

2008-06-12T10:40:00.002+08:00

喜欢，与爱的差别....
关于喜欢和爱，你，又明白了多少呢？~_^茫茫人海中，你爱过?*？

而你，又曾被深深地喜欢过呢？~_^

爱是她在的时候，眼睛里只有她一人；她不在的时候，一切都带有她的影子。

喜欢是在深夜看书时突然想起她，想象他现在做什么，心里漾起一阵轻飘飘的温暖，却从不主动给他打电话。几分钟后，注意力又重新被书中的情节吸引!

爱是在寂寞的夜里，思念如潮水般涌来，手里捧着书却怎么也看不进去，心里惦记着她此时是否还在加班，吃没吃晚饭，是不是如自己想着她一般想着自己..

喜欢是出门在外给他发个短信，告诉他这边的天气很好，然后把手机关掉，独自在异地疯玩一个星期，晒成一个黑人后突然出现在他面前吓他一跳。

爱是无论到哪都希望有他陪伴。可以站在海边给他打手机，让他听听海浪的声音；也可以因为在异乡的街道上看到一个酷似他的背影而愣在?*地久久不动。

喜欢是在受伤的时候，不想让他看到自己脆弱的一面，在他面前把眼泪悄悄抹掉，转? 芬廊皇且桓?快乐坚强的模样。

爱是在受委屈的时候，爬在他的胸前痛哭，没有伪装没有顾虑，把所有的烦恼统统告诉他，并渴望从他的怀抱中得到安慰。

喜欢是听她讲自己童年的趣事，然后哈哈大笑，心中涌起一阵莫名的感动。

爱是听她讲自己童年的趣事，然后微微一笑，心中更加怜惜眼前这个曾?*如此调皮捣蛋的傻女人。

喜欢是在楼道里碰上她，愉快的和她打声招呼，再简单寒暄几句，擦肩而过的时候看见了窗外明媚的阳光，心情无端端地好了起来。

爱是在楼道上看见她，脸上装出一副毫不在乎的表情，但在擦肩而过时细心感受身边颤动的空气，于是忍不住回头望一眼，看着她渐渐地离去。

喜欢一个人是想要她是自己的，所以，可以喜欢很多人，想要很多人都是自己的。

爱是明明离不开她，却要不得不放弃她，因为她要的幸福，我给不了。而我，也只能希望看她能够找到自己的幸福，即使那份幸福不是我给的...

喜欢是，希望寂寞的时候，无聊的时候，伤感的时候，找个人说说话。

爱是，在任何时候都想跟她分享，快乐的时候甚至希望把所有快乐都给了他。

喜欢是，在很久很久没联络的时候，接到她的电话，然后笑着听她说话。

爱是，在几天没有联络的时候，着急得的打电话给她，然后忍住眼泪笑一笑。

Love VS Marriage

2008-04-29T13:30:00.001+08:00

Love VS Marriage

Love is holding hands in the street.
Marriage is holding arguments in the street.

Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant.
Marriage is a take home packet.

Love is cuddling on a sofa.
Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa.

Love is talking about having children.
Marriage is talking about getting away from children.

Love is going to bed early.
Marriage is going to sleep early.

Love is a romantic drive.
Marriage is arrive on tops curvy tarmac .

Love is losing your appetite.
Marriage is losing your figure.

Love is sweet nothing in the ear.
Marriage is sweet nothing in the bank.

Tv has no place in love.
Marriage is a fight for remote control.

Love is 1 drink and 2 straws.
Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough!".

Conclusion: "Love is blind, Marriage is an eye opener!"

Post By Elaine

十二星座如何获得老板的疼爱？

2008-04-25T10:54:00.002+08:00

牡羊座：　　
牡羊座像是个不断想要核分裂的原子弹，期待可以疯狂爆炸的一天，最好是爆炸到地球都夷为平地才甘心，所以想要光芒四射、出尽锋头的渴望，让你们像是一个火车头一般不停冲冲冲，带领其它人迈向未知的冒险岛，只准前进不准后退的坚持，更是能在停滞的窘境下，领军杀出一条血路直达目的地，傲视全场稳坐大前锋位置的牡羊座，让老板不爱你也不行！　　

金牛座：
能想象牛在田里耕田的样子吗？当然看不到牛一副杀气腾腾的在猎杀小白兔，也看不到牛在树上荡来荡去古灵精怪的想点子，因为牛既想不出来也跑不快，只会默默的、无怨无悔、不怕日晒雨淋的耕完一大片田，不会表现强烈企图心的金牛座，总是稳重又踏实的完成一份又一份的工作，勤奋努力的你的是「媳妇熬成婆」的最佳典范，就像阿信一般用好几年的时间来赢得老板的爱啰！！　　

双子座：
打开话夹子，嘴巴就停不了的双子座，还是一个喜欢周游列国的纵横家，你总是带着你的话夹子，沿路讲、沿路交朋友、沿路帮助别人，广结善缘又聪明伶俐的你没什幺，就是反应快、口才好又懂得察言观色，总是可以把大客户侍候的服服贴贴，而且老板谈不到的生意，派双子座去客户那边游说一下就成了，把老板交办的事情做的漂漂亮亮，话说的漂漂亮亮的双子是老板的强力智囊团，你就是这样背着老板的爱，得心应手的在客户间飞舞着！　　

巨蟹座：
在经历了一天厮杀的职场环境后，大都需要家庭的温暖，但就有人爱家爱到不行，要让工作的环境像家一样温暖，这就是好爸爸好妈妈楷模的巨蟹座，极度重视家庭的特质也不知觉的运用在工作上，为让大家能以公司为家，率先推行男性员工育儿假、亲子运动会、发起亲亲小宝贝活动的一定就是巨蟹座，爱照顾人的婆婆妈妈个性，让你在工作上任劳任怨，好象大家都是你的小孩，包括老板就是折服在你的母爱之下！　　

狮子座：
狮子座的人是一颗移动式太阳，走到哪里都阳光普照、活力四射！办公室里死气沉沉吗？还是整组没力冲不起来？这时候就去找一颗太阳吧！凡事积极大方、冲劲十足的狮子座在各种场合都能主动贡献自己的能力、人力、及智力，生性乐观很少灰心气馁的狮子座，能为公司带来一股活力，带动积极振奋的工作气氛，其实狮子座的气度是博得老板欢心的最大利器，所以老板是带着欣赏来爱着你呦！　　

处女座：
还记得少林足球里的守门员吗？那个假装是李小龙又爱耍帅的那个啊！没错！心思细密、顾虑周全的处女座，像是守门员一样过滤掉公司不小心冒出来的错误，不仅在公司里提供一个可靠的存在感，细心的个性会适时的为公司提出许多批评与建议，处女座的最大优点就是可以让公司无后顾之忧，让前线的业务专心的冲业绩，日久见人心、路遥知马力的处女座慢慢等待，老板会发现你是值得疼爱的好员工。　　

天秤座：
天秤座的朋友天生就是个会讨人疼爱的厉害角色，江湖中俗称的「甜心小可爱」就是你，亲切有礼、举止合宜、体贴细心的小动作，但如果你只有这一招半式，那还要出混吗？口若悬河的优质表达力、不怕生又容易亲近人的能力，才是赢得公关这重责大任的绝招密技，天秤座要讨老板喜欢是轻而易举，所以多一点责任感并提高自己要求可以让老板对你的爱常常久久。　　

天蝎座：
看过日剧里头上绑着必胜白条的拼命三郎吧！一定要在半夜点着蜡烛用力工作，还要用笔划两个重重的黑眼圈，光从背影看就可以感觉浓浓的杀气，每天都要让自己处于「焚膏继晷」的状态，「卯起来拼了！」是天蝎工作一惯的态度，积极果决、执行力强且动作迅速的你，像是吃了长效兴奋剂一样的不吃不睡直到工作完成，此外天蝎还拥有惊人的快速学习力，所以在工作时光是展现两样特质就可以博得老板的爱啦！　　

射手座：
射手座说穿了就是爱玩，爱玩到一个不行的地步，不玩会全身不舒服，不玩会吃不下睡不着，但爱玩的你们拥有无穷的创造力、活力、好奇心，这些像是从身体里迸出来的力量，使得你们在工作时能有意想不到的创意及大胆的见解，着实是公关业务行销皆佳的复合型人才，具远见做事有魄力的射手座，常能大刀阔斧为公司带来具有前无古人后无来者的改革，这都是老板爱上射手座的原因，但要千万注意漫不经心、不重细节的个性却会大大减低老板对你的爱！　　

魔羯座：
「食神」里有一个飘移不定、瞻之在前乎焉在后的大师，在你失意时从背后飘出来说出一句金玉良言，然后你就恍然大悟、茅塞顿开，沉默且守本分的魔羯座最厉害的地方，便是适时的一个建议及精辟的见解，常常不善拍马屁的魔羯座，不经意的在老板面前露了一手，便有扭转局势的功效，令人折服的观点及干练的手腕是魔羯座赢得老板欢心的大优势，加上超乎常人的毅力、不屈不挠的精神，冷静不易动怒的个性，老板对魔羯的爱都像是被电电到一般来的好突然！　　

水瓶座：
比食神里的大师还让人想膜拜的就是水瓶座，如果你不是坐在树下顿悟，就是浮在半空中冥想，在任何困挫的逆境下都比别人看起来处若泰然，在你的手上难题变的风轻云淡，用一惯冷静、客观的态度提出一针见血的独到观点，能在一片人心慌慌的迷团中，指出一条清晰道路的能力，是水瓶座最大的优点也是老板不得不爱你的原因。　　

双鱼座：
陈升在「六月」这首歌中唱到：「双鱼座的女生，从来不怪别人的错」，在歌中所描诉的，就是典型懂得察言观色又富同情心，总是先设身处地的替别人着想的双鱼座，你是全公司的温暖补给站，扮演着散播爱的小天使，头上还有两个小雷达，随时可以感应到有人需要你的关心，即使有人躲在厕所的阴暗角落把门反锁，你也会带着温暖的光辉轻轻的敲他的门，问他：「怎么了？」，在第一线推销时也能以最佳服务抓住顾客的心，要提高顾客忠诚度，除了双鱼座不作第二人选，善用温柔体贴的天性，双鱼座能让老板不知不觉的爱上你！

Post By: elaine

可爱的十二星座

2008-01-28T14:26:00.000+08:00

可爱的十二星座

白羊座妈妈经常叮嘱羊羊："穿裙子时不可以荡秋千；不然，会被小男生看到里面的小内裤哦！" 有一天，羊羊高兴地对妈妈说："今天我和小明比赛荡秋千，我赢了！" 妈妈生气地说："不是告诉过你吗？穿裙子时不要荡秋千！" 羊羊骄傲地说："可是我好聪明哦！我把里面的小内裤脱掉了，这样他就看不到我的小内裤了！" （勇敢直率、敢做敢为的白羊）

金牛座卖瓜小贩："快来吃西瓜，不甜不要钱！" 饥渴的牛牛："哇！太好了，老板，来个不甜的！" （持家、想出轨又顾全自己的金牛）双子座妈妈叫双双起床："快点起来！公鸡都叫好几遍了！" 双双说："公鸡叫和我有什么关系？我又不是母鸡！" （自我意识强烈、自行思维的双子）

巨蟹座公车上，蟹蟹说："今晚我要和妈妈睡！" 妈妈问道："你将来娶了媳妇也和妈妈睡阿？" 蟹蟹不假思索："嗯！" 妈妈又问："那你媳妇怎么办？" 蟹蟹想了半天，说："好办，让她跟爸爸睡！" 妈妈："！＠＃＄％︿＆＊....." 再看爸爸，已经热泪盈眶啦！（恋母情结、依恋的巨蟹）

狮子座狮狮去参加奶奶的寿宴。到了吃寿包的时候，狮狮问："我们为什么要吃这种像屁股的寿包？" 众人听了脸色大变。接著狮狮拨开寿包，看看里面的豆沙，说："奶奶，快看！里面还有大便！" 众人晕的晕，吐的吐。（以自我感受、不怕旁人眼光的骄傲的狮子）

处女座处处对肚脐很好奇，就问爸爸。爸爸把脐带连著胎儿与母体的道理简单地讲了一下，说："婴儿离开母体之后，医生把脐带减断，并打了一个结，後来就成了肚脐。" 处处："那医生为什么不打个蝴蝶结？" （好奇心强又追求完美的处女）

天秤座父亲对天天："今天不要上学了，昨晚．．．你妈给你生了两个弟弟。你给老师说一下就行了。" 天天却回答："爸爸，我只说生了一个；另一个，我想留著下星期不想上时再说！" （聪明、权衡利弊的天平）

天蠍座蠍蠍刚睡著，就叫蚊子叮了一口。他起来赶蚊子，却怎么也赶不出去。没法，便指著蚊子说："好吧，你不出去我出去！"边说边出了房间，把门使劲关严得意地说："哼！我今晚不进屋，非把你饿死不可！" （搞不懂、不按常理出牌的天蝎）

射手座射射："爸爸，为什么你有那么多白头发？" 爸爸："因为你不乖，所以爸爸有好多白头发阿。" 射射：.....(疑惑中) 射射："那为什么爷爷全部都是白头发？" 爸爸："！＠＃＄％︿＆＊....."（喜欢思考的射手）

摩羯座一天，羯羯跟妈妈上街；走在路上，突然下起雨来。妈妈拉过羯羯的小手，说："下雨了，快往前跑阿！" 羯羯慢条斯理地问："那前面就不下雨喽！？" （明白现实懒得改变的摩羯）

水瓶座瓶瓶问妈妈："问什么称蒋先生为'先人'？" 妈妈说："因为'先人'是对死去的人的称呼。" 瓶瓶说："那去世的奶奶是不是要叫'鲜奶'？" （天生的另类、脑筋思考永远和常人不一样的水瓶）

双鱼座爸爸给鱼鱼讲小时候经常挨饿的事。听完後，鱼鱼两眼含泪，十分同情地问："哦，爸爸，你是因为没饭吃才来我们家的吗？" （富含丰富同情心、不分情况对象的双鱼）

By Elaine

Cute Fruits and Vegetables...

2008-01-21T14:21:00.000+08:00

Chinese New Year is coming, let my cute mouse to wish your happy mouse CNY.
Student, pass the exam with flying colors
Worker, boss add pay for your hard work
Boss, earn more and more money
Friends, with good health, happyness, stressless and etc.
Apple, wish her have more good show to preform.

Counting down 3weeks.

Post By Elaine

Belated Happy 2008

2008-01-17T00:20:00.000+08:00

Yo Friends and all! Sorry for not blogging here for so long.
Have been busy and lazy lols Mostly blogging at my personal blog.
Will try to blog more over here when I got time ^^

Anyway belated Happy 2008 New Year! Really late =p
Wish everyone will have a smooth smooth happy happy year ;D
I had set my plan and goals for this year, how about you?
Jia you all ya! Take Cares ;P

By June

Life is Shorts

2008-01-04T16:41:00.000+08:00

you care to know more about him, go to his blog http://mcking13.spaces.live.com/default.aspx to leave a msg to him and his family. i believe he will get to read it.

MC King’s death shocks all around him, specific cause of death still unknown
January 4, 2008 The entertainment industry was jolted by the sudden death of the jovial and talented MediaCorp artiste MC King.

According to our sources, MC King had accompanied his mother to visit the doctor’s in the morning, and following that, he returned home to rest. He even informed his mother that he would reach MediaCorp at 2 in the afternoon. However, later in the afternoon, MC King’s mother found his room unusually quiet. On entering the room she saw the talented host and comedian lying in bed, struggling to breathe. He was immediately rushed to Tan Tock Seng hospital in an ambulance but passed away later. MC King’s family members are too distraught to accept any interviews.

The talented man who not only acts and hosts, but sings as well, is 40 this year. Although his weight had always been on the heavy side (around 80kg), he had always been healthy. There has been speculation that he passed away due to a heart attack but his mother has clarified that he did a medical checkup recently and all was well. The specific cause of his death is still unknown.

His current projects MC King had just completed the new Channel 8 drama Taste of Love, which is due to debut on 22 January. In the drama, he plays Michelle Chia’s elder brother, and May Phua’s screen husband. There was originally an arrangement for a media conference to be held on the coming Tuesday for Taste of Love, at which MC King was supposed to host. He had already arranged for a meeting this afternoon with the promotions team to discuss the finer details of the media conference. Following the shocking news of his death, the media conference has also been postponed to a later date. His other project was the upcoming 30-episode drama Xin Jia Po Wu Ding Xia in which he was supposed to act as Apple Hong’s screen husband. Other cast members include Chen Liping, Fiona Xie, Huang Wenyong, Patricia Mok, Rayson Tan and Kang Chengxi. His manager tells us that he had signed on for some other hosting gigs too. The production team and MC King’s managers will discuss how to settle these outstanding projects. About the King MC King graduated from the Singapore Broadcasting Corporation 9th batch Drama Training Course in 1989.

Since his graduation, MC King has acted in over 60 local Chinese drama series, English sitcom and stage plays. Some of his Chinese drama series include his very first project Friends Next Door, Witty Advisor, Young Justice Bao, Beautiful Illusions and the recent Happily Ever After. The character name “MC King” was from his very first drama series Friends Next Door. This name stuck and later became his stage name, often uttered by audiences young and old. He hosted popular variety shows such as Comedy Night, the Chinese New Year Countdown Show and Star Search. Not just excelling in acting and hosting, MC King also released 3 albums, and acted in successful local movies like Money No Enough, I’m Not Stupid, I Do I Do, Home Run and One More Chance. In 1997, MC King joined Singapore NTUC Radio Heart Station as a producer presenter and his entertainment programme with You Fa was one of the highest rated segments in the radio industry. MC King’s past projectsChinese TV Serials 1989 – Friends Next Door1990 – Wishing Well, By My Side1991 – Behind Bars, The Last Swordman, Fatal Endearment, The Other Woman, The Future is Mine, From Heaven To Earth1992 – The Male Syndrome, Mystery II, The Dating Games, Woman of Substance, Love is in the Air1993 – Heavenly Beings, Happy Foes, Witty Advisor1994 – Young Justice Bao, My Destiny with You, The Legend of Ji Gong1995 – Project B1996 – Triad Justice, Crazy Chase, Stranger Encounters2000 – Don’t worry Be Happy2004 – Spice Siblings, Timeless Gift2005 – Beautiful Illusions, You Are the One, Oh Mother2006 – Women of Time, Let It Shine, Happily Ever After

English Productions Under One Roof, Phua Chu Kang Pte Ltd, House of Chow, Mr Kiasu, Maggi & Me (2006)

News taken from channel 5 web-site
http://8.mediacorptv.sg/around8/announcements/view/1035/1/.html

今早消息：蓝顉嘻猝死！
2008年1月4日新传媒喜剧演员蓝顉嘻今早忽然暴毙，死因有待医院确定。昨天蓝顉嘻还特别买了巧克力到艺人管理组办公室，祝贺大家新年快乐…还有更新报道，将随时补上！蓝燕芳、邓永君报道

心广体胖、形象很开心宝宝的新传媒喜剧演员蓝顉嘻，今早忽然逝世，消息传出，震惊娱乐界！艺人经理张莲花告诉我们，今天早上蓝顉嘻陪妈妈去看医生，回家后他进房里休息，还告诉妈妈他会在下午2时到新传媒。过了中午时分，蓝妈妈见顉嘻还待在房里没有动静，于是进房查看。这时发现蓝顉嘻躺在床上，出现呼吸困难的症状。蓝妈妈紧急召来救护车，把他送入陈笃生医院，送抵医院时就已经宣告不治。目前他的家人非常悲痛，不愿接受访问。据知蓝顉嘻今年大约40岁，除了身材比较肥胖（约80公斤）之外，还算健康。有外界猜测他是心脏病暴发逝世，不过妈妈说，蓝顉嘻不久前还做过健康检查，显示心脏等方面一切健康。逝世的原因还有待医院确定。至于会不会举行追悼会，艺人经理说一切尊重蓝顉嘻家人的意愿。艺人姚玟隆最先得知… 根据艺人经理张莲花说，今午约1时多，蓝顉嘻的弟弟拨电通知顉嘻的好友姚玟隆说他出事了，姚玟隆非常震惊，紧急联络艺人经理。已经知情的圈中人包括王沺裁、莫小玲、林明伦等。莫小玲和MC King交情匪浅，得知消息后，刚刚哭着到艺人管理组的办公室。昨天还买巧克力给经理人… 根据艺人经理人Lingual说，蓝顉嘻昨天还特别买了巧克力到艺人管理组办公室，祝贺大家新年快乐。 Lingual 说：“他常常上来，人很好……昨天他走之前还笑笑的跟我们说bye bye。”Lingual的声音听起来明显是刚刚哭过。手头上的工作… 蓝顉嘻目前刚完成的新传媒电视剧【缘之烩】，即将在1月22日在8频道播出，他在里头饰演谢韵仪的哥哥、潘竖卿的丈夫。同剧演员还有姚懿珊、陈汉玮；来自台湾的刘容嘉、曾少宗；来自中国的戴阳天等。他还在拍摄的是30集电视剧【新加坡屋顶下】，跟越南新娘洪乙心演夫妻。同剧演员还有陈莉萍、谢宛谕、黄文永、莫小玲、陈泰铭、江承熹等。经理人说，他手头上还签下了一些外界的主持工作。这些未完成的工作，制作组和经理人还在处理善后。

【缘之烩】剧照

【凡间新仙人】剧照关于蓝顉嘻：蓝顉嘻在1989年毕业于当时的新加坡广播电视台第九期演员训练班，出道时名为“蓝钦喜”，后来几次改名。自毕业以来，蓝顉嘻曾经演绎过多达60多部中文电视剧集。如；【我爱芳邻】、【镜中人】、【遗情未了】、【２分之１缘分】和【哎哟！我的妈】等等。他同时也参与过多部英语剧集以及舞台剧。 “MC King”是蓝顉嘻当时在【我爱芳邻】里头所演出的人物名称，现在MC King这个暱称，也是新马一个家喻户晓的名字。　蓝顉嘻不只是演出剧集，他也主持、参与许多收视不错的综艺节目，包括【搞笑行动】和【有话好好説】。蓝顉嘻也时常受邀到丽晶游轮登台演出。他也同时发行过３张歌唱合集和演出过多部新加坡电影：《钱不够用》、《小孩不笨》、《跑吧！孩子》、《I Do I Do》、《One More Chance》和《小孩不笨２》等等。蓝顉嘻在1997 年曾加入新加坡职总心电台担任４年的节目製作，《心桃花源》就是他当时的代表作。这个娱乐新闻节目也创下了全岛收听率之冠。

【有话好好说】

【哎哟！我的妈】剧照蓝顉嘻作品： ·华语电视剧 1989 我爱芳邻 1990 幻海奇遇、逆风天使 1991 鉄狱雷霆、最后一个大侠、谍海危情、醋劲100、锦绣前程、七彩人间 1992 妙男正传、迷离夜 II 、爱情兵乓球、悲欢岁月、爱在女儿乡 1993 再战封神榜、欢喜冤家、金牌师爷、抢钱世家 1994 少年包公、缘来是你、济公活佛 1995 B 计划 1996 飞跃珍珠坊 2000 敢敢做个开心人 2004 辣兄辣妹、遗情未了 2005 镜中人、二分之一缘分、哎哟！我的妈 2006 至尊红颜、萤火虫的梦、凡间新仙人 2007 天堂鸟、缘之烩、新加坡屋顶下 ·英语电视剧: Under One Roof、Phua Chu Kang Pte Ltd、House of Chow、Mr Kiasu、Maggi & Me ·综艺演出 2004 搞笑行动 2005 有话好好说 2006 有话好好说 2 ·电影演出 2000 钱不夠用 2002 小孩不笨 2005 爱都爱都、三个好人、小孩不笨２ ·唱片专辑 Listen To Me Tonight、Comedy Fair、Chinese New Year Song 2002、Chinese New year Song 2006 ·平面/电视广告 2001 雷诺Renault Classic 代言人 2003 金牡丹香米Jin Mu Dan Fragrance Rice

news taken from channel 8 web-site
http://8c.mediacorptv.sg/shows/starnews/view/2195/.html

Post By Elaine

A quick laugh for 5 mins‏

2007-12-26T14:22:00.000+08:00

Teacher : History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past.

Student : Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.

Teacher : Why?

Student : There is no future in it.

Teacher : Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, how much would your father still have?

Ted : $10.

Teacher : You don't know maths.

Ted : You don't know my father!

Mother : David, come here.

David : Yes, mum?

Mother : You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.

David : But I will only get my report book tomorrow.

Mother : I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I am scolding you now.

Father : Why did you fail your mathematics test?

Son : On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8

Father : So?

Son : On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8. If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?

A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence. The daughter turned to look at her father.

Daughter : It's mummy!

Father : How do you know?

Daughter : She didn't say anything.

Girl: Do you love me?

Boy: Yes Dear

Girl: Would you die for me?

Boy: No, mine is undying love

Man: How old is your father?

Boy: As old as me

Man: How can that be?

Boy: He became a father only when I was born

Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.

Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card

Customer : Waiter, do you serve pigs?

Waiter : Please sit down sir, we serve everyone.

Customer : Waiter, is this a lamb chop or pork chop?

Waiter : Can't you tell the difference by taste?

Customer : No, I can't.

Waiter : Then does it really matter?

Customer : Waiter, there's a dead beetle in my soup.

Waiter : Yes sir, they are not very good swimmers.

Customer : Waiter, there's a fly in my soup.

Waiter : That's all right sir, he won't drink much.

Customer : Waiter, there's a fly swimming in my soup.

Waiter : So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?

Customer :Waiter, what's the meaning of this fly inm! y tea up?

Waiter : I wouldn't know sir, I'm a waiter, not afortune teller.

Customer : Waiter, this soup tastes funny.

Waiter : Funny? But then why aren't you laughing?

Lady : Is this my train?

Station Master : No, it belongs to the IndianRailway.

Lady : Don't try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to New Delhi .

Station Master : No Madam, I'm afraid it's too heavy.

Teacher: Peter, why are you late for school again?

Peter : Well, Miss, I dreamed that I wasplaying football and the game went into extra time.

Wife : Do you want dinner?

Husband : Sure, what are my choices?

Wife : Yes and no.

A drunkard was brought to court. Just before the trial there was a commotionin the gallery. The judge pounded the gravel on histable and shouted,"Order, order." The drunkard immediately responded,"Thank you, your honor, I'll have a scotch and soda."

An absent-minded man went to see a psychiatrist.'My trouble is,' he said, 'that I keep forgetting things.''How long has this been going on?' asked the psychiatrist.'How long has what been going on?' said the man.

Teacher : Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did u copy his?

Simon : No, teacher, it's the same dog!

Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!

Son : That's why I say she's no good!

Teacher: "Where were u born?"

Student: " Singapore , Sir."

Teacher: "Which part?"

Student: "All of me, Sir."

A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference between 'unlawful' and 'illegal'?" Only one hand shot up. "Ok, answer, Joan" said the teacher. "'unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal' is a sick eagle."

Teacher: "How come you do not comb your hair?"

Ah Kow: "No comb, Sir."

Teacher: "Use your dad's then."

Ah Kow: "No hair, Sir."

A boy came home from school with his exam results.

"What did u get?" asked his father.

"My marks are under water," said the boy.

"What do u mean 'under water'?"

"They are all below 'C' (sea) level"

taiwan new dramas

2007-12-03T07:31:00.000+08:00

　每一個城市都有他們自己的故事，有陽光燦爛，也有陰暗無光的，就像這個地方一樣，以第十三街為界線，東上與藍地兩個學校比鄰而立，分成兩個世界，長久以來，兩學校壁壘分明，紛爭不斷；而所有紛爭都在兩校中間的鬥牛場上解決。這個球場，大家稱它為──地十三街鬥牛場！
　　一大清早，風和日麗，在這座香火鼎盛的大廟，突然出現了一名白衣少女，領著一隊身著黑衣的驃悍男子，一看便知是道上的人物。這令早起的香客大為驚惶，不知發生什麼事了，趕緊躲得遠遠，惴惴不安地想難道連宗教聖地都不安全了嗎？只見這白衣少女領著這群黑衣人，恭敬上香，求得上上籤，當下歡呼起來，那群黑衣男子也跟著歡呼，並同聲對白衣少女說，「東上學院萬歲！東上十連霸！東上讚！讚！讚！」。原來這名領導黑衣人的白衣少女叫伊勝雪，是對街頭籃球不懂，但卻是東上Trio的超級粉絲。她也是地十三街大地主，人稱「武爺」，伊全武的獨生女，在她身邊，始終以保護勝雪為人生使命的青梅竹馬，金子聰，則是武爺收留的孤兒。
　　東上Trio，是東上學院歷屆票選出來，三人成組的團體，主要目的是為擺平東上學院內大小事，一直受到東上學生的敬重。藍地與東上為爭這個『地十三街鬥牛場』，年年在此以三對三鬥牛決戰，勝者擁有此球場的使用權。連續九年，東上歷屆的Trio更是代表東上爭取到這塊屬於學生精神自由的聖地。

　伊勝雪衝著今天是藍地與東上第十年的決賽，特地趕早場來上香，就是要求神保佑東上能夠贏得第十個冠軍，現在抽到籤王，喜孜孜的她隨即打道回府，等著觀賞一年一度的鬥牛大決賽。
　　就在回家的路上，勝雪突發奇想，要大家跟著她跑步，幫東上加油，就這樣一路跑回家好了！隨侍在旁的金子聰隨即附議，於是勝雪帶領一群驃悍男子開始跑起步來，幾部黑頭車也只有乖乖跟在後面緩緩龜行……
　　在這同時，沈若赫正幫父親沈國琛完成一宗內線交易，駕著他的跑車，正朝著地十三街鬥牛場的方向前進，就在一個轉彎處，差點撞上帶著一群黑衣人跑步的勝雪。若赫在僅差十幾公分處停住，與勝雪車內車外對上眼光。子聰見勝雪差點被車撞到，這怎麼得了，隨即帶著其他人把車圍住，逼車內的若赫下車。最後是勝雪阻止子聰，讓若赫駕車離開。子聰不解，勝雪認出那個無禮的傢伙，就是代表東上在地十三街鬥牛場出賽的Trio之首，沈若赫！今天是東上與藍地鬥牛決戰的大日子，所以就先不去計較個人恩怨。就在這時，底下人阿嘉不安告知，他為了給對方一個教訓，早戳了若赫座車的輪胎。勝雪大怒，狠狠打了阿嘉一拳，警告阿嘉，若這次比賽，東上無法十連霸，要找他算帳。這麼一來，另一個底下人潤乙更不敢跟勝雪說，他也衝動地劃破了若赫的球袋。
　　Trio另外兩個成員，徐哲凱與周必守已在在球場等待，奇怪一向準時的若赫，到現在還沒來。此時的若赫正好遇道車子爆胎的問題，心繫球賽的他，只有拿起球袋，朝地十三街鬥牛場趕去，卻沒發現被劃破的球袋掉出了他出賽要用的球鞋。

比賽開始了，勝雪還叫子聰在家裏的後院設起電視牆，一面觀賞球賽，一面為東上加油，喊隊呼，喊得不亦樂乎。吵得原本在打坐求心靈平靜的伊全武火起，衝出來不許勝雪再出聲！大家見老爺出面，均噤聲，連大氣都不敢喘。一向希望女兒能成為端莊穩重的淑女，不料女兒完全是一派野蠻千金的模樣。就在勝雪正被父親罵個臭頭時，小媽潔美抱著兩筒爆米花，興沖沖出來問勝雪待會兒看球賽這些夠不夠？一見到丈夫，也不管丈夫是不是笑臉怒臉，便開心說「小武武，你要跟我們一起看球賽呀？太好了！」令原本嚴厲凝重的氣氛一消，伊全武的臉上再也掛不住嚴肅的神情，只有草草交待女兒不許再如此喧嘩，快速閃回房間，讓勝雪去看球賽。
　　球賽總算開始了，勝雪看著電視牆螢幕上的若赫，大喊說，沈若赫，最好贏球，為東上爭取十連霸，否則絕不輕饒！球賽開始了！
　　對若赫來說，今天並不是他的幸運日！不！應該說從差點撞上那個白衣女孩開始，一切就不太對勁，先是車子壞了，害他比賽遲到，現在要上場了，他才發現球袋被割了個大洞，球鞋早已不見了。幸好哲凱有一雙備用球鞋，但是穿上小一號的球鞋，不啻會影響他打球的行動力，然而盡管他不去管腳上的疼痛，努力表現出應有的水準，卻在要投入籃框最關鍵的一球時，卻被對手Roma一個肘擊打倒在地。這個偷襲在正規籃球裏是犯規的動作，但在鬥牛賽中，卻沒有這樣的禁忌。若赫害東上輸球了！輸掉了九年壓過藍地的榮譽，與地十三街這塊精神聖地……

　　　在電視機前，熱切希望東上掙下第十次地十三街鬥牛場的擁有權的勝雪無法相信身為Trio之首的沈若赫竟然會犯下這麼愚蠢的錯誤！簡直是該拖出去五馬分屍！她帶領著子聰跑到地十三街鬥牛場找若赫算帳，卻被若赫視為瘋狂粉絲，還扔給她一句「要批評我，等妳變成東上學院的人再說！否則，少管閒事！」。
氣炸了的勝雪決定轉學到東上學院，向若赫討回破壞她對東上夢想的公道。要以鬥牛來制裁可惡的沈若赫！
　　從小以保護勝雪為天命的子聰，在勝雪需要支持的這一刻，他自然也是當仁不讓，不讓勝雪被若赫欺負。這個把深藏在心的感情全給勝雪的騎士，選擇了面對有生以來最大的強敵，沈若赫！

一切從鬥牛開始，那就用鬥牛決一勝負！
鬥個牛，要不要？

　　從這一刻起，若赫與子聰、勝雪的戰爭就開始了，兩人誰輸誰贏，即將決戰於地十三街鬥牛場上！

By Elaine

Cute ;D

2007-11-16T13:50:00.001+08:00

By June

Doggie Cosplaying?

2007-11-07T13:22:00.000+08:00

lol~ got this from Jack's email..some quite cute, some are funny.. =x
Don't know should pity those dogs or go ha ha ha ~_~

By June

Funny - 小学生造句

2007-11-06T08:45:00.000+08:00

1.题目: 原来
小朋友写: 原来他是我爸爸。
老师评语: 妈妈关切一下

2.题目: ..一边........... 一边............ ..
小朋友写: 他一边脱衣服 ,一边穿裤子.
老师评语: 他到底要脱还是要穿啊~~

3.题目: 其中
小朋友写: 我的其中一只左脚受伤了。
老师评语: 你是蜈蚣？~~

4.题目: 一... 就....
小朋友写: 一只娃娃就要一百块。
老师评语: 老师笑到不行..

5. 題目: 你看
小朋友写: 你看什么看! 没看过啊

6. 照样造句
例题: 你 (唱歌) 我(跳舞)
小朋友写 : 你(好吗 ) 我(很好)
老师评语: 你在写英文翻译吗??

7.照样造句
例题: 别人都夸我( )，其实我( )
小朋友写: 别人都夸我( 很帅 )，其实我( 是戴面具的)。
老师评语 : 什么面具这么好用???

8.题目: 好... 又好..
小朋友写: 妈妈的腿,好细又好粗...
老师评语: 那到底是细还是粗？

9.题目 : 陆陆续续
小朋友写: 下班了，爸爸陆陆续续的回来。
老师评语: 你到底有几个爸爸呀?

10.题目: 皮开肉绽
小朋友写: 停电的夜晚，到处很黑，我吓得皮开肉绽!
老师评语: 看到这句... 老师佩服你。

11.题目: 欣欣向荣-比喻生长美好的样子。
小朋友写: 我的弟弟长得欣欣向荣。
老师评语: 孩子，你弟弟是植物人吗 ...
还有一个更瞎的…
小朋友写: 欣欣向荣荣告白。
老师评语: 连续剧不要看太多~~

12. 题目: 谢谢....因为......
小朋友写 : 我要谢谢妈妈,因为她每天都帮我写作业......
老师评语: 原来你的作业是妈妈写的!!!!!!!

13.题目: 难过
小朋友写: 我家门前有条水沟很难过。
老师评语 : 老师更难过......

14. 题目: 天才
小朋友写: 我３天才洗一次澡。
老师评语: 要每天洗才干净~~

15.題目: 一… 便 …
小朋友写: 我一走出门，对面就是便利商店。
还有一個更瞎的…
小朋友写: 哥哥一吃完饭，就大便。
老师评语: 造句不要乱造...

16.題目: 又..... 又 .....
小朋友寫: 我的妈妈又矮又高又瘦又肥。
老师评语:你妈妈......是怪物吗?

17果然
上课小朋友说：昨天我吃了水果，然后又喝了凉水
老师：这是词组，不能分开造句。
小朋友又说：老师，我还没说完呢，果然晚上我拉肚子了！
老师：…………

18 瓜分
小朋友：大傻瓜分不清是非
老师：小傻瓜也分不清

19 好吃
小朋友：好吃个屁
老师： ………

20 况且
小朋友：一辆火车经过，况且况且况且况且．．．．．
老师：……………

By Elaine

Miniatures Dollhouse

2007-11-02T10:51:00.000+08:00

singapore very small, so in this small small world we should have Miniatures Dollhouse whaha..

my dream home...

my deam shoes?!

I love foods and drinks..

X'mas is cuming let have some nice food..

By Elaine

Transformer Cosplay

2007-11-01T10:07:00.001+08:00

Oh they transformed =x
hahas found it somewhere.. umm umm =p

By June

The Apple iRack

2007-10-28T20:09:00.000+08:00

lol got this from kimberly too haha but was quite sometime ago na~
kinna..lame lol =x

By June

ALERT!!!ALERT!!!!

2007-10-26T23:41:00.000+08:00

TOday something serious i gonna blog abt. well... i dunno whether is true or not. gals out there pls becareful. No matter u r a clubber or nt a clubber.

Here the Story:

A woman at a bar on a Saturday night
was taken by 5 men, who, according to
hospital and police reports, gang
raped her before dumping her. Unable to
remember the events of the evening,
tests later confirmed the repeat rapes,
along with traces of Rohypnol in her
blood and Progesterex, essentially a
small sterilization pill.

The drug is now being used by rapists
at parties to rape AND sterilize
their victims. Progesterex is
available to vets to sterilize large
animals.
Progesterex is being used together
with Rohypnol, the date rape drug.

As with Rohypnol, all they have to do
is drop it into the girl's drink. The
girl can't remember a thing the next
morning, of all that had taken place
the night before. Progesterex, which
dissolves in drinks just as easily, is
such that the victim doesn't get
pregnant; she won't conceive from the
rape and the rapist needn't worry about
having a paternity test identifying him
months later.

The drug's effects ARE NOT TEMPORARY -
They are P*E*R*M*A*N* E*N*T!!!
Progeste rex was designed to sterilize
horses. . Any female who takes it will
NEVER BE ABLE TO CONCEIVE... The
weasels can get this drug from anyone
who is in the vet school or any university.

It's that easy, and Progesterex is
about to break out big on campuses
everywhere. Believe it or not, there
are even sites on the Internet telling
people how to use it.

Be careful when you're out and don't leave your
drink unattended!!!!!

BY Ghim

十八超強冷笑話

2007-10-26T10:15:00.000+08:00

1. 有一颗手榴弹, 一天它吃完饭, 清一清它的牙齿,

突然发现牙缝间有根刺, 它就用力的把它拔出来,
结果就爆炸了...

2. 阿呆在沙漠里快要饿死了，突然间让他捡到了一个神灯。
神灯里的仙子对他说：我只可以实现你一个愿望。
阿呆：我...我要...
神灯仙子不耐烦道：快说吧，我赶时间。
人：我...我要一个老婆...
神灯仙子一听，立刻变出一个绝色美女给他，然后不屑的说：
都快饿死了还贪图美色，真是可悲！说完就消失了。
阿呆这才继续：.....饼。

3. 蚯蚓一家人有一天觉得很无聊，

小蚯蚓就把自己切成了两段，打羽毛球去了，
蚯蚓妈妈觉得这方法不错，就把自己切成四段打麻将去了，
蚯蚓爸爸低头想了想，就把自己切成了十多段，变成了肉碎...
蚯蚓妈妈哭着说：你怎么这么傻？切得这样碎是会死的！
蚯蚓爸爸虚弱地说：...俺突然想踢足球嘛。

4. 龟兔赛跑，兔子很快的便跑到前面去了。
乌龟在路上看到一只爬得很慢很慢蜗牛，不忍心地对他说:

你上来，我背你吧。然后，蜗牛就上来了。
过了一会，乌龟又看到一只爬得不快的蚂蚁，又对他说:

你也上来吧，我背你。于是蚂蚁也上来了。
蚂蚁上来以后，看到上面的蜗牛，就对蜗牛打招呼，

说了句：你好！大家知道蜗牛的回答是什么吗？
蜗牛很紧张地对蚂蚁说：你抓紧点，这乌龟好快...

5. 阿呆到河边钓鱼，他先放了面包做鱼饵，可是等半天没鱼上钩...
然后他又换了一条蚯蚓，一样等了许久没鱼上钩...
没办法之下，他只好再换了一只小虾，可还是一样没鱼上钩...
最后在恼羞成怒之下，阿呆掏出了一百大元当鱼饵摔入水中说：
妈的～要吃什么自己死去买吧！

6. 阿呆对眼科医生抱怨：医生，我看不清太远的东西呢。
医生于是把阿呆带到外面，用手指着天上的太阳，

问道：你看那是什么？
阿呆回答：太阳。
医生懒洋洋道：那你还想看多远～

7. 有一天众动物要去开大会，走到关公庙前面, 突然闻到很臭的气味。
蛇说：我这么小不会放这么臭的屁的，一定是牛干的好事！
牛立刻澄清：我是吃草的，绝对不会放那么臭的屁！一定是猪～
猪委屈地说：不是我啊～我...我认为放屁的人一定会脸红的...
这时关公突然从庙里奔了出来，一掌将猪打飞，大怒道：
要我说多少次啊～我这脸天生就是红的！

8. 一天，殡仪馆送来了三具尸体，可是说也奇怪，

三具尸体脸上都是充满笑容的。
殡仪馆管理员很纳闷地问警察：他们为什么死了还在笑啊？
警察说：这...说来话长。你看左边那个人，他是跟老婆在共度春宵时，
在最激情的那一刻，受不了而死的，所以...
管理员理解：唉... 牡丹花下死，做鬼也风流，怪不得死了还在笑。
那中间那一个是怎么死的？
警察：中间那一个...死得也够惨的。他在家里吃饭的时候，

突然接到一个电话，告诉他说他买的彩票中了头奖，而奖金有八亿多！

接着他开心的哈哈哈大笑三声后，结果心脏病发作，也挂了...
管理员道：唉... 乐极生悲，乐极生悲呀～那剩下的最后一个呢？

他又是怎样死的？
警察：这个死得就有点可怜了。他是爬上树要采果子的时候被雷劈死了。
管理员奇怪道：这就有点不对了，被雷劈到为什么还会笑呢？
警察懒洋洋道：那时候是雷雨天，他爬上树后，突然一道闪电划过天空，
他以为有人要给他拍照，所以...

9. 话说数千年以前，无论是公狗或者是母狗，

他们小便时都是用蹲着的, 直到唐朝，事情才有了转变.
大家知道谁是唐太宗吧？话说他老人家养了一对北京狗，
有一次上华山祭天时，唐太宗便带了这对狗同去。祭天祭到

一半时，母狗突然尿急，于是便跑到一棵树后解决。
这种不敬的行为惹恼了玉帝，所以他便命令雷公教训教训这只母狗！
雷公将雷打在母狗小解的树上，树倒了，压死了母狗，而这件事让看

在眼里的公狗非常害怕。从此以后，大家都可看到每当狗在树下小便

时，都会伸出一只脚，用力顶着树，以免大树会倒下来压死自己...

10. 一名中年妇人跑到交警面前说：有个无聊男子一直在后面跟踪我。
警察看了看她的脸，打量了一下她的身材，安慰她说: 我想他可能是一

时喝醉了，你等一下就没事了！

11. 一剧场里，演出正在进行。阿呆站起来沿着一排座位走进了厕所。

几分钟后，他回来了，向坐在这排的第一位观众问道：请问，我刚才踩

到你的脚了吗？那名观众答：是的，不过没关系，现在不疼了。
阿呆道：真不好意思，其实...我只是想证实一下我是不是坐在这排的...

12. 一天，阿呆开着车在乡村小路上溜达，突然看到一只袋鼠在路中央，

耳朵及身体几乎是完全趴在地上，似乎在听着什么。
于是，阿呆停下车很好奇地问：袋鼠啊，想请问一下你在听什么呢？
袋鼠细声道：半小时前这里有一辆大货车经过...
阿呆：哇～你好厉害喔，这样都让你听到！你是怎么做到的？
袋鼠怒道：TNND的！我的脖子和腿就是这么断的啦～

13. 大胖妹问马场管理员：奇怪了，你们马场什么时候来了一头双峰

骆驼呢？管理员冷冷地看着她：它不是骆驼，它是上次被你骑过的马...

14. 顾客：这防弹背心保险吗？
老板：当然保险啦！我卖出去那么多了，从来没人来退换过。
顾客：要是我穿上它时被杀了怎么办？
老板：没问题！到时你拿回来我保证退钱给你...

15. 狱警走进牢房，一边抖着雨衣，一边向即将被枪毙的死囚发号

命令，死囚想拖延时间，于是道：我们要冒着这么大的雨去刑场吗？
狱警说：你抱怨什么屁啊？待会儿你可以留在那里，我却还得冒着

大雨回来呢！

16. 阿呆去一家公司应聘，招聘者问他：你都会些什么啊?
阿呆答道：我也不知道我会什么呢，可是我的前任老板就说我

只有两样东西不会。
招聘者很有兴趣地问：哇～这么厉害？那你是哪两样不会的?
阿呆骄傲道：我前任老板对我说，“你这也不会，那也不会...”

17. 蜈蚣不小心让毒蛇咬了一口，立刻被送到医院急救。
医生诊断后对蜈蚣说：为防止毒液扩散，现在必须截肢！
蜈蚣安慰自己想：幸亏俺的腿多得是～
医生用充满怜悯的语气道：小兄弟，想开点，以后你就是蚯蚓了...

18. 阿呆：医生，我听觉好像有点问题，我几乎半聋了。
医生：是吗？你听到我现在对你说的话吗？
阿呆：听得到。
医生：那你重复一下我说的数字，六十六。
阿呆：三十三。

By Elaine

3G Phone o_o"

2007-10-25T01:28:00.000+08:00

haha recieved this email from kimberly heh..
Pretty funny hahas umm let's see.. the so called 3G phone :

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not bad yea? actually should put a video cam..
WAHAHAHA =x

By June

taiwan dramas

2007-10-19T23:45:00.000+08:00

What are the latest Taiwan dramas that i am crazy about?! whaha alot nice show now,what i intro your here dun mean is what i am watching nw..too many show liao dun have the time to finish all..

drama title:公主小妹
cast by:吴尊, 张韶涵, 辰亦儒, 胡宇崴, 利昂霖, 顾宝明
story line:十八岁的女大学生麦秋穗从小就在一个气氛和乐的温暖家庭中长大，虽然家境并不是太富裕，住的也只是破旧的小公寓，但是小麦却觉得很幸福。

　　然而没想到，小麦不过一觉醒来，竟然有一大票神秘的黑衣人出现在她家的小公寓中，宣称她真正的身分是国内首富皇甫集团董事长皇甫雄失踪多年的孙女，而麦父和麦母也承认小麦并非他们的亲生女儿，而是他们花钱向人口贩子买来的弃婴。

　　在祖父皇甫雄的强势作风之下，小麦被迫搬出麦家，住进皇甫大宅，然而，富家千金的生活却不如想像中美好，小麦住进皇甫大宅的第一天就因为被认定是居心叵测的拜金女，而和皇甫家公认最有可能接位的大少爷南风瑾结下樑子，两人不时针锋相对，水火不容。偏偏皇甫雄又一心想撮合小麦和南风瑾，想尽办法要制造机会认两人单独相处，甚至要求南风瑾亲自训练小麦礼仪和舞蹈，以免小麦在欢迎她重回皇甫家的舞会上出丑。

　　南风瑾为求在两个礼拜的期限内让小麦的状态可以上得了台面.拿出当年自己接受菁英课程的严苛态度训练小麦，小麦苦不堪言，更因为之前一连串的误会而认为南风瑾是在趁机修理自己，屡次想逃出皇甫大宅，回麦家生活。然而因为麦氏夫妻都是在皇甫集团的相关公司工作，尽管小麦心中百般不愿意，但为了养父母著想，却还是只能乖乖回皇甫大宅。而小麦与南风瑾这对欢喜冤家之间一连串的奇妙故事也从些展开……

drama title:美味关系
cast by:周渝民, 侯佩岑, 柯有綸, 賴雅妍 etc..
story line:好吃的料理=50%高貴的食材+50%精湛的手藝？？
唯有以真心的溫暖為佐料，佐以陷入熱戀的心情，
在人與人的冷漠之間，
才能營造出一次次100%令人溫暖又幸福的「美味關係」。

　　燻烤伊勢龍蝦、蛋包奶汁雜燴、焗烤海扇貝…這些對一般人來說，可能是連長什麼樣子都不清楚的高級法式料理，但是對於常百惠而言，卻如同家常便飯般熟悉，不但能仔細品味，更可以一道道分析出料理的方法跟美味的原因；因為她，是個生長於富貴人家的獨生女，從小跟著父親吃遍世界無數的美食！

　　本來百惠應該繼續當個無憂無慮的天之驕女，卻因為父親的突然辭世、家庭破產，而頓時掉進現實生活的柴米油鹽裡！一個連電腦KEY IN都不會的嬌嬌女，在這個世間還有什麼競爭力？

　　在無數次的面試失敗後，萬念俱灰的百惠發現自己似乎只有吃的功夫還可以，就在這個時候屋漏偏逢連夜雨，一場雷陣雨下的百惠狼狽逃進一家名叫LITTLE BEAR的餐廳。

　　好久未飽餐一頓，百惠的大食量與對食物陶醉品嚐的模樣，引起了餐廳老闆和店內顧客的注意，也吸引了二廚河馬的好感；當百惠嚐到主廚推薦的「黃金湯」時，那與父親曾做給她喝的是一樣的味道！這道湯勾起百惠的過往回憶，使百惠請求老闆讓她留在這有幸福記憶的地方工作。然而廚房這地方，管事的不是老闆，而要看主廚-方織田的意思才能決定！

　　廚房裡忙碌的織田，冷眼的瞄了一身氣質裝扮的百惠一眼，吐出：「我的廚房不收女人！」冷酷拒絕了百惠，百惠雖然不服氣，但是還是繼續懇求，在眾人的幫忙說服下，織田出了一道考題：要百惠在明天此時作出一道讓店內客人全滿意的料理！！

　　連馬鈴薯都不太會削的百惠，要如何通過這個難關，在LITTLE BEAR留下來，朝一個主廚之路邁進？就算順利留下來，面對看自己不順眼的冷酷主廚師傅織田，百惠又要如何因應、才能學會他的功夫，增加自己的實力？

　　在一小小的廚房裡共事，「冷酷師傅」織田跟「天兵弟子」百惠兩個人，他們之間會擦出什麼樣的火花？百惠對於料理的熱情能否溶化織田心中的冰山呢？

　　由日本漫畫家槙村怜漫畫原著改編的「美味關係」，由F4的周渝民(仔仔)飾演方織田，挑戰罵人不打草稿的冷面主廚；還有第一次參與戲劇演出的甜姐兒侯佩岑飾演常百惠，劇中又哭又笑的需要，考驗著淋漓盡致的演技。兩人的對手戲場面營造出劇中一道道的美味，同時又酸又甜的戀愛氛圍，在一次次的料理中讓人沉醉！！

drama title:恶女阿楚
cast by:曾之喬, 王紹偉, 陳奕, 卓文萱
story line:阿楚，當然有名有姓叫做『殷楚楚』。美麗的名字是瓊瑤迷媽媽為她取的，也許，也代表著對她的『期待』--溫柔婉約、楚楚動人。是的，當阿楚在父母呵護下芭蕾、鋼琴不間斷，尤其是她慧黠的杏眼、小巧的五官，都會讓人有『不當』的期待。但是，自從阿楚迷上了李連杰開始，從『令狐沖』到『黃飛鴻』，她有樣學樣，家裡的寵物一概遭殃，爸媽也逐漸夢醒…。或許真是『血脈一脈相連』，多年後將阿楚與莫測高深的爺爺殷天正做個對照，阿楚的武術細胞、俠義性格一樣不少。這個在十歲前與阿楚從未照面、爸媽口中甚少提及的爺爺，已經以DNA證明了彼此的緊密連結。

一天夜裡，阿楚父母忽然接到工廠起火通知，不驚動入睡的阿楚，急急趕到工廠救火。沒想到，這竟是阿楚與父母相處的最後一刻，一把火燒掉了阿楚在爸媽手中備受呵護、享有錦衣玉食、鄰居羨慕嫉妒的童年，這場悲劇也讓她成為『與天爭、與命爭、不低頭』的堅毅女孩。

這一天，也改變了平之的命運。在阿楚承受著失去雙親的至痛時，平之半夜被母親壓抑的哭聲驚醒，原來鄰人傳來父親海上罹難的噩耗…。原本個性溫和的平之，看著平時堅毅的母親痛哭失聲，心中的哀傷、不安反而轉化成一股想要保護母親的力量！那年阿楚七歲，平之九歲。

被世上僅剩的親人爺爺殷天正接到台北，爺爺與爸爸之間的恩怨，阿楚完全不知，面對陌生的親人、環境，阿楚展開新的生活。爺爺開了家名為『愛買不買』的便利商店，幾十年來不改招牌、不加入連鎖，隨自己興致經營。阿楚一開始就因為爺爺批評過世的父親而與其不對盤！然而阿楚思念過往的父親卻堅忍不落淚的倔強，爺爺亦看在眼裡。後來阿楚考上心目中第一志願的中文系，因為教訓欺負弱小的校董金孫時，反讓自己受傷害而決定休學，爾後便在『愛買不買』專職幫爺爺看店。

凌平之到台北生活後，一心只想好好唸書、畢業後能回鄉當個體育老師好好照顧媽媽。但台北生活費高昂卻讓他有些吃不消。因緣際會下，被發掘拍了部廣告，因表現搶眼而被天衣經紀公司簽下。平之搬入學校附近承租的宿舍後，認識了風格隨性、愛好武俠的老闆殷天正，和幫忙看店的孫女阿楚，見識過幾次阿楚的俠女作風後，讓秉性良善的平之留下好印象。而阿楚，在幾次與平之的接觸後，對這個生活樸實、有骨氣、又有愛心的男生也頗為欣賞。自此『愛買不買』成了凌平之隻身在外的精神補給站，阿楚也愈來愈習慣在『愛買不買』有凌平之相陪，甚至凌平與阿楚一票死黨鬼娃、跳頭都熟絡起來。

之後，平之陰錯陽差成了媒體英雄，在偶像劇裡的戲份也愈來愈重，惹來同劇男主角秦亮的嫉妒，變本加厲設計陷害平之，讓平之的演藝事業陷入危機…。而一同拍戲的甜心教主汪芷兒，欣賞平之之餘，也慢慢對純樸的平之動了感情…，讓阿楚與平之的愛情面對考驗…..。

面對演藝事業危機與愛情選擇題的凌平之，一直自覺自己是一以貫之的單純面對著周遭的一切，但是，事情的發展卻常常也是他所無法控制的。兩人的愛情故事是否能有郭靖與黃蓉般完美的結果呢？這一切就要看俠女阿楚如何來決定了！

drama title:黑糖玛奇朵
cast by:黑涩会美眉&棒棒堂男孩
story line:六个来自不同家庭，性格互异的少年（棒棒堂），一天竟然被告知他们共同拥有同一个富商父亲，并且可获得一百亿的财产继承权——然而唯一的条件就是：在一年期间，他们必须一起生活，念同一个学校，一定要成为相亲相爱的兄弟!
这六个桀骜不驯的少年，不但彼此看不顺眼。还要面对新班级上的九个强悍霸道的女同学(九妞妞)的挑衅，互争班级领导权。这六个男孩是否能成为团结的兄弟，顺利通过财产继承的考验?还是彼此与女同学间激汤出复杂的感情火花，面临手足更大撕裂？

drama title:终极一家
cast by:藍心湄, 汪東城, 寒, 辰亦儒, 黃小柔, 炎亞綸, 唐禹哲, 吳尊, 胡宇崴, 那維勳, 脩, 陳博正, a Chord, 金寶三, 小辣, 阿脈兒
story line: 在這個浩瀚無垠的空間之內，不是只有凡人所認知，只存在著當下的世界而已，而是有著十二個時空跟一個詭譎邪惡的魔界共生著，這個故事就由其中之一的金時空開始展開…

脩－我們稱之為可以自由穿越各個時空的異能行者，他在金時空當中所結交的好友－汪大東、丁小雨、亞瑟王，這幾名 KO 榜上戰力指數高強的好手，卻在對抗邪惡勢力的同時，受傷而導致功力全失，脩現在的職責就是到另外的時空，找出汪大東的分身，和本尊互相傳功，才可以避免十二時空全都淪陷在黑暗勢力底下，並且挽救現在金時空的頹勢。

脩抱持著這份艱苦的任務來到了同一個象限中的鐵時空，因緣際會的他發現了隱藏著極高異能指數的夏天，他就是汪大東在這個時空當中的分身，而他也極有可能成為鐵時空唯一的強者－終極鐵克人，一旦這個身分確立，夏天就擁有可以拯救十二時空的能力了。

夏天家的成員，阿公、媽媽雄哥、妹妹夏美全都擁有異能，只有哥哥夏宇遺傳到爸爸麻瓜的身分是個平凡人種。但是由於夏天和夏美這樣半異能人的身分，讓他們沒有絕對的能力可以去掌控異能，因此都必須貼上封龍貼來遏止使用異能，包括現在看起來平庸又單純的夏天在內。

而夏天對於自己撕掉封龍貼後，變身成異能高強的萬人迷－鬼龍的能力，一點都不驕傲甚至感到厭倦，因此他總是刻意隱藏自己有這個異能的特殊性，只想要好好學吉他，邁向搖滾之路，因為他最崇拜的父親葉思仁，年輕時也是一位搖滾樂手，但是因為爸爸的不爭氣以及花心，導致父母親離異，夏天也只能隱瞞媽媽雄哥暗中進行他的夢想。同時，在一次測試當中，脩更發現了夏天的異能指數超乎他的想像，為了挽救在金時空大東的頹勢，他假借著要教夏天吉他的名義，打算暗自進行開發他異能的計畫，只是夏天對脩禪味深厚的話，感到不明究理，而且對成為終極鐵克人也深表興趣缺缺。

離婚已久的雄哥，好不容易找到了生命的第二春，有了和交往一陣子的 Vincent 結婚的念頭，但卻屢屢遭到葉思仁夥同夏天、夏美、夏宇的破壞，甚至動用到夏美招喚出貞子鬼魂的異能，這可讓雄哥怒不可遏，但 Vincent 都用高雅的修養，對這些惡整不計前嫌，感動了葉思仁不再破壞。

但是夏家三兄妹卻不以為然，總覺得 Vincent 圖謀不軌，果真在一天雄哥邀請他來家中用餐的時候，露出了他的真實身分－原來他是黑暗組織幻眼，派來奪取封龍卡的一個棋子。封龍卡是夏家負責守護異能行者鐵克人的秘密和分布圖，被雄哥藏在夏天變身後的鬼龍之武器「鬼龍鎞克」當中，但這個秘密只有雄哥和阿公知道，當夏家全部的人都被 Vincent 制住的時候，脩因為感應到邪惡勢力的竄升，及時趕來擊退了 Vincent ，但脩也開始擔心，原來黑暗組織也盯上了夏家，接下來的危難只會與日俱增而已，他想要開發夏天的異能來拯救十二時空的任務，又更加艱辛。

這個事件也讓脩的真實身分－稱為鐵克禁衞軍首席戰鬥團團長身分曝光，但也讓雄哥開始擔心起來，身為夏天的母親，他只希望夏天可以隱藏住他特殊的身分，安然的過日子就好，但是夏天極有可能成為拯救十二時空的終極鐵克人，這樣的宿命，讓夏家接下來的生活，似乎無法平淡度日了。

葉思仁因為欠錢而偷拿夏家房契去抵押，被雄哥知道發火，把葉思仁趕出去。擔心葉思仁的夏天跟著追出去，沒想到遇見黑道來要錢，當夏天準備撕封龍貼脫困時，有位使用鼓棒（驚雷）的少女─寒即時出現救了他們。後來寒流落街頭，夏天在她的家當中找到了自己與寒及寒母親的合照，才想起寒原來就是自己的童年玩伴。之後寒住進了夏家，從小時候就愛慕她的夏天也猛獻殷勤。

當那頭夏天努力討寒歡心的同時，卻沒想到脩來夏家找夏天，竟與寒欲打了起來，夏天慌忙阻止，並在雄哥的解釋下，知道原來韓克拉瑪（寒異能姓氏）與呼延覺羅（脩異能姓氏），這兩家可是世仇的關係，血液裡天生見到對方就想開打。夏天對此感到煩惱，與任晨文等人討論時，意外獲得兵器境管局的地點，夏天、脩與任晨文前往兵器境管局，並在兵器境管局得到了─妳儂我儂和氣生財止戰環，只要兩方願意戴上，就能削減對對方的恨意。

脩雖然為了不讓夏天困擾而願意戴上，但寒卻不肯。當眾人煩惱不已時，沒想到脩與寒意外對飆起音樂，竟對對方的音樂才能產生惺惺相惜的情誼，寒這才願意戴上止戰環。夏天注意這兩個如此匹對的人，心理也產生了自卑，頭一次很想成為終極鐵克人，在任晨文等人的聊天中，也得知了如果能夠進入幽冥界的入口—滅中，能成功回來的人就有可能速成成為終極鐵克人。

其實這個滅，就存在在夏家的舊冰箱裡，而阿公則是守護者。一日，夏美在打掃時看見了寒的驚雷放在桌上，於是忌妒心作祟，將它隨手藏到垃圾桶，晚上，因為來不及趕上垃圾車，就把垃圾連同驚雷丟進了滅中。而視鼓棒為生命共同體的寒因此變得虛弱，找來異能醫生，這才知道驚雷與寒為共生關係，可以說是寒生存下去的電池，鼓棒不見，寒就會死。

夏天無法接受寒會死的結果，於是冒險進入滅，並成功的帶著驚雷回來，在眾人高興的同時，卻沒想到夏天要接受的考驗才開始。眾人很快的就發現到，夏天即使封龍貼不完全撕下，也能變身為鬼龍。

雄哥吃驚，知道夏天體內的封龍卡替夏天護體，但也反而吸收了滅裡面的能量，所以封龍貼封不住鬼龍，而鬼龍若成功獲得滅的能量，會成為可怕的魑魅，而鬼龍一但成為魑魅就會傷人且無人能敵。雄哥與阿公因而找來灸亣長荖來壓制住夏天體內的能量，但這也表示只是暫時，真正的壓制必須靠夏天自己。而魔界的幻眼也在這個時候觀看到了一切，暗藏企圖。

脩要夏天試著控制體內的鬼龍，而展開特訓，沒想到鬼龍太強，每練一次，就只是讓夏天的體力被鬼龍給吸走罷了。當眾人覺得應該是沒有辦法了，脩回到金時空，大東啟示了脩，夏天應該也是遇強則強的體質。另一邊，寒也來到夏天身邊鼓勵他並感謝他為自己做那麼多。

但當晚，幻眼的陰謀開啟了，原來寒是幻眼手下的一名石心殺手，石心殺手的恐怖在於一開啟，他就會六親不認毫無理智去達成任務，任務結束就會自動石化而毀滅。

而幻眼對寒下的命令正是趁鬼龍尚未取代夏天前，盡快把夏天殺了，好取得封龍卡。寒拿著速還針試圖去殺夏天被夏家人阻止，而鬼龍又在此刻竄出，甚至已經得到滅的能量快成為魑魅了，殘留一點意志的夏天及時突破，並抱著與鬼龍同歸於盡的心理，將速還針刺向自己，不過沒想到刺入體內的速還針竟和先前滅的能量兩兩相抵而消失，夏天也因此得救。不過另一旁任務失敗的寒竟石化了。

究竟石化後的寒能否救回？夏天又能否成為終極鐵克人？夏天的異能冒險之旅就此展開…

By Elaine

LongTime Post

2007-10-18T21:56:00.000+08:00

Its been a long time since i last post~~ if dun post i guess im rotting frm this blog le. whaha~~XD

Recently have been working mapling working mapling working and mapling~~ Today change a new style come here blog

Don't realli know what to blog lei~~ haiz... start wif a joke 1st ba~~=)

Joke of the day:~~ AH BENG Interview~~

Ah Beng went for an job interview for a sales job.
When the manager saw Ah Beng's colourful attire, his mind screamed, "Not this man!!"
Nevertheless he still had to entertain Ah Beng.
So he told Ah Beng, "If you can form a sentence using the words I give you, then I will give you a chance!"
"The words are "Green, Pink, Yellow, Blue, White, Purple, Black".
Ah Beng thought for a while and said "I heard the phone go green, green, and then I went to pink up the phone and said Yellow. Blue's that? White did you say? Aiyah, wrong number. Don't purplely disturb people and don't call Black, ok?"

Ah Beng got the job.=.=""

By Ghim

Interesting Pictures

2007-10-18T02:19:00.000+08:00

Well, posting a last post for the time being.
Exam next week, no time blog liao blehs =x
This blog is sooooo dead! wahahahas =P

Able to find 9 people from this picture?

What happen if you get too addicted to your computer..

Even Cats also know how to relax XD

This is what fishes hope to see =X

New Version of Man in Black : Monkey in Black ~_~

Jokes Time! Questions and Answers

Q: How do you scare a man?
A: Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

Q: Men will brag that there are women waiting by the phone
at this very moment for their call. Who are these women?
A: Women working at 900 numbers.

Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift?
A: Exchange him.

Q: Why is the book "Women Who Love Too Much"
a disappointment for many men?

A: No phone numbers.

Q: Why do men like smart women?
A: Opposites attract.

That's all, take care friends =D

By June

Window's Funny Pictures

2007-10-16T13:24:00.000+08:00

Sort of Error?

Confusing Error

Being Banned from internet

R.I.P

Printer Error

What a random error!

Hidden Setting!

and i made one for fun =x

You don't have a choice!

By June

楊丞琳 - 理想情人 [搞笑版 MV]

2007-10-15T02:58:00.000+08:00

Quite an old video, you might watch before.
But it's funny hohoho..& they're good ok!
Rainie Yang's Fans don't kill me, I like her too <333

By June

Love Poem

2007-10-12T11:22:00.000+08:00

A lost entity, no longer
Because you returned to me my soul,
And when I gave it back to you,
I felt, "This is what makes me whole."

An empty heart is all I saw,
Then you handed me my core,
And when I gave it back to you,
I felt, "This is what makes me more."

A paralyzed passion is now alive,
You gave me back your love,
And when I returned it back to you,
I knew it fit me like a glove.

A hopeless faith no longer exists,
Tou earned my faithful trust,
And when I gave it back to you,
I discovered this is a "must."

You filled me and completed me,
Made me all that I can be,
I would love to give this back to you,
It is all that makes me "see."

Gratitude is not enough to give,
For you to understand,
I need to follow, for once, my path,
Please come and take my hand.

Poem By Michele

By June

人的一生会遇上的四个人

2007-10-11T17:56:00.000+08:00

人生就是为了找寻爱的过程，每个人的人生都要找到四个人。

第一个是自己,
第二个是你最爱的人，
第三个是最爱你的人，
第四个是共度一生的人.
首先会遇到你最爱的人，然後体会到爱的感觉；
因为了解被爱的感觉，所以才能发现最爱你的人；
当你经历过爱人与被爱，学会了爱，才会知道什么是你需要的，
也才会找到最适合你，能够相处一辈子的人。
但很悲哀的，在现实生活中，这三个人通常不是同一个人；
你最爱的，往往没有选择你；
最爱你的，往往不是你最爱的；
而最长久的，偏偏不是你最爱也不是最爱你的，
只是在最适合的时间出现的那个人。
你，会是别人生命中的第几个人呢？
没有人是故意要变心的，他爱你的时候是真的爱你，
可是他不爱你的时候也是真的不爱你了，
他爱你的时候没有办法假装不爱你；
同样的，他不爱你的时候也没有办法假装爱你。
当一个人不爱你要离开你，
你要问自己还爱不爱他，
如果你也不爱他了，千万别为了可怜的自尊而不肯离开；
如果你还爱他，你应该会希望他过得幸福快乐，
希望他跟真正爱的人在一起，绝不会阻止，
你要是阻止他得到真正的幸福，就表示你已经不爱他了，
而如果你不爱他，你又有什么资格指责他变心呢？
爱不是占有，
你喜欢月亮，不可能把月亮拿下来放在脸盆里，
但月亮的光芒仍可照进你的房间。
换句话说，你爱一个人，也可以用另一种方式拥有，
让爱人成为生命里的永恒回忆，
如果你真爱一个人，就要爱他原来的样子─爱他的好，也爱他的坏：
爱他的优点，也爱他的缺点，
绝不能因为爱他，就希望他变成自己所希望的样子，
万一变不成就不爱他了。
真正爱一个人是无法说出原因的，
你只知道无论何时何地、心情好坏，你都希望这个人陪著你；
真正的感情是两人能在最艰苦中相守，也就是没有丝毫要求。
毕竟，感情必须付出，而不是只想获得；
分开是一种必然的考验，
如果你们感情不够稳固，只好认输，
真爱是不会变成怨恨的。
你呢？找到了第几个？
茫茫人海中，你遇见了谁？谁又遇见了你？

By Elaine

If only we are Rich

2007-10-11T08:44:00.000+08:00

If we are rich how are you going to spent your money?!Will do wanted some time like that?!

Will buy Moonlight

My bedroom will have a window which can look at the world

MY PET WITH DIAMOND TEETH

My pretty servant always ready

MY GLASS MADE ONLY OF DIAMOND

IF I HAVE TIME, I WILL PLAY GOLF ON MY BOAT

MY 24-HOUR SECURITY

ONLY SPRING WATER FROM THE HIMALAYAS TO FLUSH MY TOILET

TOILET PAPER

MY SWIMMING POOL CAN ONLY FILL IN WITH EXPENSIVE PERFUME

ONLY A PROFESSIONAL CAN WASH MY GOLD PLATED CAR

MY LAPTOP WITH DIAMOND EDGING AND HAS Intel Pentium IX WITH RAM 30 Gigabite .

MY TRAVELLING CAR

MY HOLIDAY HOUSE

....enough day dreaming ..NOW get back to work or Study!!

By Elaine

British English VS Malaysian English

2007-10-10T22:17:00.000+08:00

there some singaporean miss speaking singlish when staying overseas... :)

Pleasant days....

Who says our English is teruk.? Just see below - Ours is simple,short,concise, straight-to-point, effective etc......... ahem….

WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS

Britons: I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size, but if you give me a moment, I can call the other outlets for you.

Malaysians: No Stock.

RETURNING A CALL

Britons: Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?

Malaysians: Hello, who page?

ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY .

Britons: Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?

Malaysians: S-kew me

WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY

Britons: Hey, put your wallet away, this drink is on me.

Malaysians:No-need, lah.

WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION

Britons: Excuse me, but do you think it would be possible for me to enter through this door?

Malaysians: (pointing the door) can ar?

WHEN ENTERTAINING

Britons: Please make yourself right at home.

Malaysians: Don't be shy, lah!

WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE

Britons: I don't recall you giving me the money.

Malaysians: Where got?

WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER

Britons: I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.

Malaysians: Don't want la...

IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION

Britons: Err. Tom, I have to stop you there. I understand where you're coming from, but I really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.

Malaysians: You mad, ah?

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE.

Britons: Excuse me, but could you please ! lower your voice, I'm trying to concentrate over here.

Malaysians: Shut up lah!

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE/SHE KNOWS YOU.

Britons: Excuse me, but I noticed you staring at me for some time.. Do I know you?

Malaysians: See what, see what?

WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION.

Britons: We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment.

Malaysians: Die-lah!!

WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED

Britons: Will someone tell me what has just happened?

Malaysians: Wat happen Why like that....

WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG

Britons: This isn't the way to do it here let me show you,

Malaysians: like that also don't know how to do!!!

By Elaine

Makan Adventures Part One

2007-10-10T20:24:00.000+08:00

Makan Adventures Part One

Saw this article on STOMP foodie's corner~ decided to check it out

Location: 567 Balestier Road. The Grill Wan Lee Food Court
Stall: The Grill Western Food
Food Ordered:

- Chicken Chop ( Jun~)
- Fish n Chip ( MinG~)
- BBQ Stingray
- Onion Rings~
- Ice Lemon Tea with ICE ( MinG~)
- Ice Lemon Tea without ICE ( Jun~)

Total cost: $22.40
How good was it.... PRETTY GOOD! VERY FULL LEH! hahahas~ okay my first real post with photos n lotsa text i typed myself... jiayou jiayou me. Here goes!

Wasn't really a long wait~ didnt take long our first dish came~

Tada~ Yummy looking chicken chop for Jun~

Then came my fish n chip~

And yummy onion rings~

Here's a combo picture with the no smoking sign =p

While waiting for the BBQ stingray... we helped ourselves with the food and it was soooooo good.
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We turned into these

Muahaahhas. good food makes people happy. hehe...

Last but not least~ our stingray arrived.

It was toooooo yummy to be true~! kinda on the spicy side thou~ made Jun went HoT HoT HoT! but she couldnt help herself. just wanted more. hohoho.

A picture of the Aftermath

And there we go, 2 satisfied makan adventurers

Thank You Chefs! Really enjoyed ourselves.

That will be the end of our makan adventure part one~ signing off now~

MinGz

Chinese with Numbers

2007-10-10T10:55:00.000+08:00

Recieved this sms from kimberly,
one of our friend from audition XD
Saw Ghim's post remind me of this sms wakaka

这样的华文你看得懂吗？
有个7382的人掉下3。
他平日7人太甚，
大家1为他9413会在3下24。
但他47未到，费了9625之力，
终于8了3来。

Understand? LOL

By June

Bao and Noodle (lame and funny)

2007-10-10T07:10:00.000+08:00

morning time story..this help to keep you all awake while working or studying..i believe you all read before lah..

Chapter One

>===========
>One day, noodle quarrel with meat
bao(bun). They had a fight but bao was too clumsy and lost badly. He was
very angry and he told noodle to stay behind if he has the guts and he'll
get his pals to assist him. Meat bao went to find bread, man tou, jian bao
etc to get them to reinforce him. Along the way, they saw maggi mee. They ah
bish ah bish ah bish and beat maggi mee up and maggi mee beri puzzled why he
kena beaten up. He said, "Why u all beat me? What have I done to deserve
this?" The meat bao said, "Noodle! Dun think u perm your hair then cannot
recognise u!"
>
>Chapter Two

>===========
>Maggi
mee, who was beaten up for no reason, was very angry. So he went to find bee
hoon, udon, fried noodles etc to seek revenge. But on the way, they met
small bao. Maggi mee looked at small bao for a while then told his brothers,
"Bra-der! Whack him!" Maggi mee whack small bao harder & harder.

>After the noodles family has left, they asked Maggi Mee why he hated
small bao so much and beat him up so badly. Maggi mee said. "At first wanna
teach him a small lesson only, but then see him act cute, made me so angry."

>
>Chapter Three

>=============
>The more small
bao thought of it, the more buay song he was. So, he found the bao family to
whack Maggi mee. Then they found ying shi juan (noodles covered with bun).
They brought him back as hostage and were about to put him on the stove to
force him to talk when the bao head said, "That's not noodles! That's our
undercover!"
>
>Chapter Four

>============
>The
family of bao and noodles are now enemies and they have gang fights whenever
they see each other. One day, the noodles family was having a walk when they
saw char siew bao alone. Seeing the good chance, all of them attacked him.
The noodles family shouted, "Beat him hard hard! Don't give chance just
because he's vomiting blood!"
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>Chapter Five

>===========
>Poor char siew bao, with his injuries, went to
the baoheadquarters to look for help. All the bao family was activated and
together with red bean bao,green bean bun etc. they went to seek revenge.
All the passerbys siam them as they look like they will kill.
>They
saw french fries jalan jalan along, shopping. The bao family attacked him.
The bao head shouted, "Noodle people still wear gold go shopping! Whack
him!!!"
>
>Chapter Six

>==========
>Finally, the
bao family manage to kidnap noodle, the one who started up the whole show,
and brought him back to the bao headquarter.All the baos took turns to whack
him. At the end, the chief of baos - dua bah bao took a final roll over
noodle before they dump him.
>When the poor noodle finally went home,
none of the family member could recognise him bcoz he is totally disfigured
- flatten. In order not to let the family bear the bad name, he appears as a
new member named Mee pok.

By Elaine

CHINESE + ENGLISH = CHINGLISH

2007-10-09T23:31:00.000+08:00

My 3rd Post~~

You might like it. This is hilarious.....even an Englishman could not construct sentences using numeric, which is exclusive only to Malaysians and Singaporeans

Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 ,9, 10
Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1
This is what he came up with :

1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me so I panic and 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away.

10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6. He said 5, tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down I don't understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.

Haha~~ Hope You have a great time reading it =)

By Ghim

Lesson from a tree's life‏

2007-10-09T23:20:00.000+08:00

Lessons on Life

There was a man who had four sons.He wanted his sons to learn not to judge things too quickly.So he sent them each on a quest, in turn,to go and look at a pear tree that was a great distance away.

The first son went in the winter, the second in the spring, the third in summer, and the youngest son in the fall.

When they had all gone and come back, he called them together to describe what they had seen.

The first son said that the tree was ugly, bent, and twisted.

The second son said no it was covered with green buds and full of promise.

The third son disagreed; he said it was laden with blossoms that smelled so sweet and looked so beautiful, it was the most graceful thing he had ever seen.

The last son disagreed with all of them; he said it was ripe and drooping with fruit, full of life and fulfillment.

The man then explained to his sons that they were all right, because they had each seen but only one season in the tree's life.

He told them that you cannot judge a tree, or a person, by only one season, and that the essence of who they are and the pleasure, joy, and love that come from that life can only be measured at the end, when all the seasons are up.

If you give up when it's winter, you will miss the promise of your spring, the beauty of your summer, fulfillment of your fall.

Moral lessons:

Don't let the pain of one season destroy the joy of all the rest.

Don't judge life by one difficult season. Persevere through the difficult patches and better times are sure to come some time or laterThe following pictures are of the same place but taken in different seasons

By Elaine

Guys Are Hard To Please

2007-10-09T08:36:00.000+08:00

Girls are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.
The boys don't want to reach for the good ones because they're afraid of
falling and getting hurt.
Instead they just get the rotten apples that are on the ground,
that aren't as good, but easy.

So the apples at the top think that there is something wrong with them,
when in reality, they are amazing.

That is why we just have to be a little patient and the right boy
the one who takes a chance to find the good, right apple,
will come someday.

so what are the problem with guys,
When you treat them good they will have a wrong idea sometime.

Let have a look of the problems with GUYS:

If u TREAT him nicely,he says u are IN LOVE with him
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him
If u do!! he says u are CHEAP.
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROUBLESOME
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl
If he SMOKES, he is a GENTLEMAN.
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!sooo hard to please!!!!!
If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true......but if u
don't, they say u are selfish.....

The moral of the story is.......
Guys pls take note yourself and girls becareful of your own action.
Anyway this just for some laughter and relax..CHEERS..

By Elaine

Japan's Tradition - Sumidagawa Fireworks Festival

2007-10-09T06:18:00.000+08:00

heh often we see this kinna festival in dramas, comics animes..
Girls will wear kimono walk around & not forgetting the fireworks!
Really nice to have this kind of tradition still, even in now year 2007.
If you wear kimono or qi pao in Singapore and walk around, probably..
wherever you goes, people will look at you wahaha XD

What's Sumidagawa Fireworks Festival?

The Sumidagawa Fireworks Festival
(隅田川花火大会, Sumidagawa Hanabi Taikai) is an annual fireworks festival held on the last Saturday in July, over the Sumidagawa near Asakusa.

Unlike fireworks displays in other parts of the world, the Sumidagawa Hanabi Taikai, and other fireworks events in Japan, is a competition held between rival pyrotechnic groups. Each group tries to out-do the last, and the result is an incredible variety of fireworks, not just in different colors and patterns, but forming shapes as complicated as Doraemon, Pikachu, or kanji.

It is a revival of celebrations held in the Edo period, and annually attracts close to a million celebrants. Similar events are held at the same time of year at many other sites throughout Japan.

Here's some of the fireworks photo that i found:

and a short video of this year's Sumidagawa Fireworks in Japan =D
Enjoy~ XD

By June

Late night post~ Boss & I

2007-10-09T02:19:00.000+08:00

BOSS & I

When I Take a long time to finish,
I am slow,
When my boss takes a long time,
he is thorough

When I don't do it,
I am lazy,
When my boss does not do it,
he is busy,

When I do something without being told,
I am trying to be smart,
When my boss does the same,
he takes the initiative,

When I please my boss,
I am apple polishing,
When my boss pleases his boss,
he is cooperating,

When I make a mistake,
you're an idiot.
When my boss makes a mistake,
he's only human.

When I am out of the office,
I am wandering around.
When my boss is out of the office,
he's on business.

When I am on a day off sick,
I am always sick.
When my boss is a day off sick,
he must be very ill.

When I apply for leave,
I must be going for an interview
When my boss applies for leave,
it's because he's overworked

When I do good,
my boss never remembers,
When I do wrong,
he never forgets

alright! signing off! im off to bed!
By Ming

AboutFriend

2007-10-08T21:03:00.000+08:00

Hihi~~~ Come here to blog again liao...

Friends are not for being chosen but they are the chosen one for you. Sounds Chim right?

I come across one quote that are quite nice!!

"He who has a thousand friends has not a single friend to spare while he who has a enemy shall meet him everywhere"

Another one " Time and Tide wait for no man!!" My time is running out. XD

You Mo Shui lei!! =X

Joke of the day: there are 3 brothers. Xiao hei, Xiao Bai and Xiao lan.
They were sitting on a roller coaster. Which one vomit 1st? =)
Mayb u all have hear tis joke B4 le.

The Ans: Xiao Bai.
Why?
Coz Xiao Bai Tu. Wahahha XD

Hope You All Enjoy the day=)

By Ghim

Sleeping Psychology

2007-10-08T20:01:00.000+08:00

Sleeping also can tell what kind of person are you..so looking at the image which are the way you alway been sleeping and what does it say about you, is it true?!So hope you are able to found the way of you are sleeping psychology over here..If you can forget about asking me,because i would not know how they way you sleep are belong to which sleeping psychology..I just copy this VERY OLD forwarded email into here to let your read and relax..

By Elaine

what goes around, comes around

2007-10-08T17:36:00.001+08:00

From an email from a friend

that is....

KIMBERLY!

One day a man saw an old lady, stranded on the side of the road, but even in the dim light of day, he could see she needed help. So he pulled up in front of her Mercedes and got out. His Pontiac was still sputtering when he approached her.

Even with the smile on his face, she was worried. No one had stopped to help for the last hour or so. Was he going to hurt her? He didn't look safe; he looked poor and hungry. He could see that she was frightened, standing out there in the cold. He knew how she felt. It was those chills which only fear can put in you. He said, "I'm here to help you, ma'am. Why don't you wait in the car where it's warm? By the way, my name is Bryan Anderson."

Well, all she had was a flat tire, but for an old lady, that was bad enough. Bryan crawled under the car looking for a place to put the jack, skinning his knuckles a time or two. Soon he was able to change the tire. But he had to get dirty and his hands hurt. As he was tightening up the lug nuts, she rolled down the window and began to talk to him. She told him that she was from St. Louis and was only just passing through. She couldn't thank him enough for coming to her aid.Bryan just smiled as he closed her trunk.

The lady asked how much she owed him. Any amount would have been all right with her. She already imagined all the awful things that could have happened had he not stopped. Bryan never thought twice about being paid. This was not a job to him. This was helping someone in need, and God knows there were plenty, who had given him a hand in the past. He had lived his whole life that way, and it never occurred to him to act any other way. He told her that if she really wanted to pay him back, the next time she saw someone who needed help, she could give that person the assistance they needed, and Bryan added, "And think of me."He waited until she started her car and drove off. It had been a cold and depressing day, but he felt good as he headed for home, disappearing into the twilight.

A few miles down the road the lady saw a small cafe. She went in to grab a bite to eat, and take the chill off before she made the last leg of her trip home. It was a dingy looking restaurant. Outside were two old gas pumps. The whole scene was unfamiliar to her. The waitress came over and brought a clean towel to wipe her wet hair. She had a sweet smile, one that even being on her feet for the whole day couldn't erase. The lady noticed the waitress was nearly eight months pregnant, but she never let the strain and aches change her attitude. The old lady wondered how someone who had so little could be so giving to a stranger. Then she remembered Bryan.

After the lady finished her meal, she paid with a hundred dollar bill. The waitress quickly went to get change for her hundred dollar bill, but the old lady had slipped right out the door. She was gone by the time the waitress came back.

The waitress wondered where the lady could be. Then she noticed something written on the napkin. There were tears in her eyes when she read what the lady wrote: "You don't owe me anything. I have been there too. Somebody once helped me out, the way I'm helping you. If you really want to pay me back, here is what you do: Do not let this chain of love end with you."

Under the napkin were four more $100 bills.Well, there were tables to clear, sugar bowls to fill, and people to serve, but the waitress made it through another day. That night when she got home from work and climbed into bed, she was thinking about the money and what the lady had written. How could the lady have known how much she and her husband needed it? With the baby due next month, it was going to be hard.... She knew how worried her husband was, and as he lay sleeping next to her, she gave him a soft kiss and whispered soft and low, "Everything' s going to be all right. I love you, Bryan Anderson."

nice story eh?

by Ming

Bee Movie

2007-10-08T14:04:00.000+08:00

ummm lol let's share about the coming soon new movie -
Bee Movie, Will be release on 7th November 2007,
and here's the Official Website.

Movie Plot:

Barry B. Benson, a bee who has just graduated from college,
is disillusioned at his lone career choice: making honey.
On a special trip outside the hive, Barry's life is saved by Vanessa,
a florist in New York City. As their relationship blossoms,
he discovers humans actually eat honey & subsequently decides to sue them.

Heh inside there's a girl reminds me of a lady from Rat-a-too-ee.

abit similar hor? =x
and hor! I wanna complaiiinnnn! LOL
Just now my brother came back with 2 Pao Pao!
Guess what? He got it from gapchapon for $1 each only! ROAR
That time i buy so expensive wawawa~ T_____________T
Somemore got alot alot different colours & designs sia! Pao Pao!!!!!
I'll go buy you later! <333

but he got one pink one which i'm having now de..
compare to my one, mine seems like few years never bath like that sia
wahahahahaha =X blehs

By June

Animals Facial Expressions

2007-10-08T10:55:00.000+08:00

We human gt different kind of Facial Expressions of emotions enable us to respond to others so do the animals around us..let have a look..

By Elaine

Alan Tern and Priscelia Chan marry on 06-10-07(sat)

2007-10-07T23:52:00.000+08:00

They have been best friends and Media Corp colleagues for five years, and have co-starred in TV dramas like Springs Of Life and Double Happiness.

But Cupid's arrow struck the toothy sweethearts only five months ago. Now, it seems Alan, 31, and Priscelia, 28, aren't shying away from showing the world they're in love and they coo “I Do” this Sat.

Let share their joys..Look at their loving photos get a feel of marry soon..=D

Perhaps love is just like that～
那爱情到底是什么呢?

爱情是,
一切尽在不言中...

爱情是,
一场邂逅, 让彼此心中播下了爱的种子...

爱情是,
依偎在一起, 望着夕阳西下...

MAY THEM HAVE A WONDERFUL and HAPPY LIFE..

By Elaine

Creativity art

2007-10-07T11:35:00.000+08:00

came upon this a week ago ba.
for all u dirty minded people... ART!
=p

by Ming

Words women use

2007-10-07T10:42:00.000+08:00

Here are some words that women like to use bt i find it not all true on me lah..LOL...
Anyway is a good warning to guy about future arguments your can avoid if you can remember the terminology!!! To all gals maybe you can have a good laugh at how we been act at time..

FINE
-This is the women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES
-If she getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes is you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING
-This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine."

GO AHEAD
-This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH
-This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY
-This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS
-A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.

Whatever
-It's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!

By Elaine

Story of Tree, Leaf & Wind

2007-10-07T01:54:00.000+08:00

Hoho quote this story from a friend's blog.
nice nice thou i don't really read english story =x
It's actually a chinese story and translate to english =/
Take note..will be a long long story like a compo XD

Title: Story of Tree, Leaf & Wind

Tree's Story

Secondary 3 years, I went stead with 5 different girls.
But there is 1 girl, I loved her yet dare not pursue her.
She has no fine features, nor a good figure.
No attractions at all, a girl that cannot be more simple.
I loved her, really love her alot,
love her for her innocence, her straightforwardness,
her cute, her brittleness in life. Not pursuing her,
the reasons were because subconciously,
I know she was unworthy of me.

Its also because I'm afraid all the good impressions of her
will vanish too. I'm afraid that outsiders may pinpoint her
and hurt her heart. I also think, she will be mine eventually,
I do not need to sacrifice the whole forest for a tree.
The last reason had her accompanying me for 3 years.
She saw me having flings with girls for 3 whole year,
her heart was brokened for 3 whole years too.
She wishes to be be a good actress, but i am a strict director.
I saw through her pain everytime.

When i was kissing with my 2nd gf in toilet one day, she saw us.
Leaf enbarrassingly smile and said,"Go on!" and ran off.
The 2nd day,her eyes were swollen as can be.
I diliberately act ignorant,laughing her for the day.
When everyone went home that day, Leaf stay in classroom & cried.
She didnt know I came back to the classroom to take something,
and i look at her for 1 hour without her notice.

My 4th gf didnt like her alot, and once when they quarrelled,
knowing that Leaf is not at wrong, I still sided my gf.
She was shouted at me loudly, but stared back dazed.
Tears roll down her face.
I walked out without even looking back with my gf. The next day,
she still laughed and played with me like nothing has happened.
I know she must be feeling terrible inside,
but inside my heart i was feeling equally painful.

When i broke up with my 5th gf, I dated Leaf out to play 1 day,
and i told her " I have something to tell you."
She said "I have something to tell you too."

I broked up with my GF. I'm with him already.
I know who "him" refers to.
He has been courting Leaf for a period of time.
He is a very cute guy, full of passion.
I cant express my pain in the heart,
only can smile and congratulate her.

When i went home, the pain in my heart was so unbearable,
its like a million rocks on my heart, I cant breath at all.
I feel like screaming out but i cant. Tears streamed down my face.
Many times, I saw Leaf crying over me,
a guy that is not willing to acknowledge her love.

畢業典禮時，我在手機上發現了一封簡訊，
這是十天前，我掩面大哭時傳來的，
只是我一直沒有去開過機。
「葉子的離開，是因為風的追求，還是樹的不挽留。」

When we graduated, i noticed a msg that was send 10 days ago.
I didnt on my phone and didnt receive it. It was from Leaf.
It read : Leaf''s departure,is because of Wind's pursue,
or Tree's not stopping her?

_____________________________________________

Leaf's story

During high school, I love collecting fallen leaves.
Why? Bcos i feel, a leaf that can leave a tree is so courageous!!
During high school for 3 years, I was very close to a guy.
We were close friends. But when he went steady with his first gf,
I was heartbrokened. Den i know, I loved him.

The bitterness in my heart was not a 100 lemons can describe.
When they broke up after 2 months, I was elated!!
But a mth later, he went together with another girl.
I love him, and i know he loves me, but why wun he pursue me??
Knowing we loved each other, why is there no actions?
Everytime he has a new gf, my heart would break once.
Time & again it makes me wonder, isit just 1 sided love on my part?
If he doesnt love me, why is he so good to me??
His good to me, is not wad a friend can give.
Loving someone is a very painful thing. You can know his loves,
his habits, only not to his feelings of his heart.
Is him waiting for a girl to ask him to be together?
Even so, I still wish to be by his side. Accompany him, loving him.
Maybe this is a part of waiting, waiting for him to love me,
waiting for his calls and smses. I know, even if he is busy,
he would give me part of his time. And this lasted for 3 years.
It makes me feel like giving up. This pain, this bitterness,
this happiness, confused me for 3 long years.

Till 3rd year semester end, A junior (Wind) fall in love with me.
His hot pursue make me rejected him from the start.
But slowly i was willing to give part of my heart for him to enter.
He was like a gust of wind, so warm, so heartening.

Wind has blow this falling Leaf away from Tree slowly.
Till the end, I realized I do not want to give him
only that little bit of my heart to Wind.
I know this gust of Wind can bring the heartbrokend Leaf
to a place filled with happiness.
Its den, Me (Leaf') decided to leave Tree.
Tree just laugh it off, not stopping me from leaving him.
So, Leaf''s departure, is because of Wind's pursue,
or Tree's not stopping her?

By June

你能勇於分手嗎?【心測】

2007-10-06T22:39:00.000+08:00

A test on are u dare to break?! bt in chinese lah..pls click on the pic to hav a bigger view to take the test thx..

By Elaine

way to relieve stress

2007-10-06T10:34:00.000+08:00

every one is having stress here are the way to relieve your stree by reading lame joke in real life..

Stress Reliever #1
Wife : You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?Hubby : When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at yourpicture and the problem disappears.Wife : You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Hubby : Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"

Stress Reliever # 2
Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troublesand lighten your burden.Boy: It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries ortroubles.Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet.

Stress Reliever # 3
Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me togive up my seat to a lady.Mom: Well, you have done the right thing. Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap.

Stress Reliever # 4
Wife to husband: "What's your excuse for coming home at this time of the night?"Husband to wife: "Golfing with friends, my dear."Wife to husband: "What? At 2 am?!"Husband to wife: "Yes, We used night clubs."

Stress Reliever # 5
Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."

Stress Reliever # 6
A teacher asked her class for sentences using the word "beans".."My father grows beans," said one student."My father cooks beans," said another.Then little Johnny spoke up: "We are all human beans."

Stress Reliever # 7
Interviewer to Millionaire: "To whom do you owe your success as amillionaire to?"Millionaire: "I owe everything to my wife." Interviewer: "Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before youmarried her?"Millionaire: "A Billionaire"

Stress Reliever # 8
Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I'll be yours forever.The guy replies: Thanks for the warning.

Stress Reliever # 9
A husband was asked: Do you talk to your wife after sex?He replied: Depends, if I can find a phone.

Stress Reliever # 10
Man to wife on wedding night: Are you sure I'm the first man you aresleeping with?Wife replied: Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the others!

Stress Reliever # 11
Why did they stop printing PAMELA ANDERSON stamps in the U.S. ?Answer: Because people started licking the wrong side.

Stress Reliever # 12
A wife asked her husband: What do you like most in me - my pretty faceor my sexy body?He looked at her from head to toe and replied: I like your sense ofhumour.

Stress Reliever # 13
Doctor to his lady patient: You look terribly weak and exhausted! Areyou having your meals three times a day as I have advised?Lady replied: Doctor, I thought you said three males a day.

只要笑一笑沒什麼大不了

don't worry be happy n_n v

By Elaine

Finding Nemo

2007-10-06T08:57:00.000+08:00

LOL I believe almost everyone watched this before =/
Just 回味回味一下 the part i like the most hahas..
often i like to sing like dori, Just keep swimming~
wakakakaka enjoy~

By June

My 4ever Friends

2007-10-06T01:23:00.000+08:00

Everyone always tells their friends they'll be "Friends Forever,"but How Often does that last? You might be best friends one year,pretty good friends then next, don't talk often the next year,and don't want to talk the year after that!

So, I just wanted to say, even if I never talk to you again in my life,you are special to me and you have made a difference in my life,I look up to you, respect you, and truely cherish you.

Let old friends know you haven't forgotten them,and tell new friends you never will.Remember, everyone needs a friend.Someday you might feel like you have no friends at all,but just remember this and take comfort in knowing somebody out there cares about you and always will.

Friends are forever...
and you are my forever friends, Thanks for benign my friends

By: Elaine

Our grand opening~ welcomeeeee~!!

2007-10-05T21:26:00.000+08:00

A grand opening that is... a shared blog of 4 friends... should be considered a small grp of 20ish maple players ba. =p

okay... lemme declare... im lazy! i hereby post the shortest post in this blog to date!

ok im bo liao. hohohoho!

by Ming

XFollowUpX

2007-10-05T20:20:00.001+08:00

Pardon mi ar!!! 1st time blogger. haha~~
Hmm.... A lamer have to do what a Lamer do.
So i Shall begin......

There is a international Archery competition. There are 3 representative. From China, England and Japan.
Their Target is an apple on a man Head!!

1st Representative-China: *Pull And Shoot*. Choop!!! Kena the apple. Then He say" I'm Hou Yi".

2nd Representative-England: *Pull And Shoot*. Choop!!!! Kena the apple. Then he say"I'm Robin Hood".

3rd Representative - Japan: *Pull And Shoot* Arhh!!!!! **everyone Stun!* Then he say sadly" I'M SORRY!!" XD

Starting To Get chill Out There.
Needa Upgrade Lame skill liao. HAHA~~~
*Dun Whack Mi* =X

By Ghim

I'm First !

2007-10-05T19:01:00.000+08:00

LOL let me be the first to post! muahahaha XD
Finally! Our simple simple blog hao le~ ho ho ho..
Umm i shall start with a joke:

A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds
when he entered a patient's room, he found Patient #1
sitting on the floor, pretending to saw a piece of wood in half.
Patient #2 was hanging from the ceiling, by his feet.

The doctor asked Patient #1 what he was doing & he replied,
"Can't you see I'm sawing this piece of wood in half?"
The doctor inquired of Patient #1 what Patient #2 was doing.
Patient #1 replied, "Oh. He's my friend, but he's a little crazy,
He thinks he's a lightbulb."
The doctor looks up and notices Patient #2's face is going all red.

The doctor asks Patient #1 , "If he's your friend,
you should get him down from there before he hurts himself"

Patient #1 replies, "What? And work in the dark?"

ok, that's all for today lol~
I go back to roll on my bed liao XD

By June